A trio of legendary quarterbacks opened the season looking like they will be in the MVP hunt again, but a new challenger also emerged.
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challenger → open → hunt
The Bills’ Josh Allen (one MVP), Ravens’ Lamar Jackson (two MVPs) and Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes (two MVPs) put up their standard star performances in Week 1, but the Bears’ Caleb Williams had the most dominant outing of the weekend.
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Williams → put → weekend
Meanwhile, reigning MVP Matthew Stafford of the Rams played like he aged a dozen years during one offseason.
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he → reign → offseason
So, how do those quarterbacks and their teams stack up in the biggest overreaction week of the season?
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quarterbacks → stack → season
Something old: Allen threw a go-ahead 34-yard touchdown pass with 1:36 remaining.
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Allen → throw → 1:36
Something new: The defense actually closed out a win when Greg Rousseau had his second strip sack of the day in a 36-31 victory over the Texans to mark head coach Joe Brady’s debut.
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Rousseau → close → debut
The Bills won in Houston for the first time since 2006.
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Bills → win → 2006
Williams threw for two touchdowns and ran for two more as the Bears scored two touchdowns in every quarter to rout the Panthers 59-37 in the highest-scoring Week 1 game in NFL history.
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Bears → throw → history
D’Andre Swift and Kyle Monangai both reached the century mark for a 291-yard, six-touchdown rushing attack.
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Swift → reach → attack
It was the fourth-most points scored in franchise history.
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It → score → history
The 49ers’ 27-7 beatdown of the Rams in Australia is being judged as a referendum on travel agendas.
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beatdown → judge → agendas
Perhaps it’s just further proof that the 49ers, when healthy, are a Super Bowl threat and that Kyle Shanahan has Sean McVay’s number.
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Shanahan → ’ → number
Brock Purdy threw for 205 yards and three touchdowns, including one to old friend Deebo Samuel Sr.
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Purdy → throw → 4
Disaster struck when Sam Darnold injured his hip on the fifth snap, but the defense answered the bell against the Patriots with three fourth-quarter interceptions, including Josh Jobe’s at the 3-yard line with 26 seconds to go to seal a 13-10 comeback win in the Super Bowl rematch.
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defense → strike → rematch
Drew Lock efficiently threw for 187 yards and a touchdown.
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Lock → throw → yards
Derrick Henry moved into third place all-time in rushing touchdowns (125) with a trio of scores in a 41-23 pasting of the Colts.
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Henry → move → Colts
Jackson threw for 324 yards and accounted for touchdowns on the ground and in the air.
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Jackson → throw → air
The Ravens have scored 20 or more points in 10 straight Week 1s, but this was the first time under head coach Jesse Minter.
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this → score → Minter
It couldn’t have gone worse for the preseason Super Bowl favorites against the 49ers.
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It → go → 49ers
Stafford was intercepted, reigning Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett was ineffective — and now is on injured reserve — and Tyler Higbee lost a fumble.
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Higbee → intercept → fumble
Maybe arriving in Australia more than 28 hours before kickoff would’ve been smart.
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arriving → arrive → kickoff
With Taylor Swift in the stadium instead of at the Emmys, the Chiefs looked like a powerhouse again as Mahomes passed for two touchdowns and ran for another.
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Mahomes → look → another
Newcomers Kenneth Walker III (191 yards from scrimmage and two touchdowns in his first game since winning Super Bowl MVP for the Seahawks) and rookie Mansoor Delane (interception) made their presences felt.
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presences → win → Seahawks
Texans 0-1
Kamari Lassiter dropped a could
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Lassiter → drop → ?
It was befitting of a day when the Texans’ vaunted defense flopped and allowed its most points in nearly 1,000 days.
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defense → flop → days
David Montgomery scored three touchdowns in his Texans’ debut.
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Montgomery → score → debut
Moro Ojomo stuffed the would-be game-tying two-point attempt with 61 seconds remaining to clinch a 24-22 victory against the Commanders.
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Ojomo → stuff → Commanders
Jalen Hurts threw for three touchdowns, including two to Dallas Goedert, and extended his winning streak in season-openers to six under head coach Nick Sirianni.
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Hurts → throw → Sirianni
Hurts also added a key 22-yard scramble on a third-and-18 to set up a field goal.
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Hurts → add → goal
Lions 1-0
Detroit blew a 21-point third-quarter lead but survived with a 32-31 overtime win when the Saints missed a field goal at the end of regulation and threw an incompletion on an all-or-nothing two-point play.
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Saints → blow → play
Jahmyr Gibbs carried a career-high 29 times for 156 yards and two touchdowns, and Amon-Ra St. Brown caught two touchdown passes.
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Brown → carry → passes
Malik Nabers (69 receiving yards) and Isaiah Likely (78 and two touchdowns) looked like a dynamic duo for Jaxson Dart, who completed 23 of 29 passes for three touchdowns in a 28-20 win against the Cowboys.
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who → look → Cowboys
The offensive line paved the way for 165 rushing yards and kept Dart mostly clean.
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line → pave → Dart
Just how head coach John Harbaugh drew up his debut.
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Harbaugh → draw → debut
Set up in a revenge game against fired former head coach Robert Saleh, the Jets instead got the last laugh in a 23-10 win to spoil Saleh’s debut with the Titans.
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Jets → Set → Titans
Geno Smith passed for 215 yards and wasn’t sacked, and Breece Hall ran for 102 yards — all a credit to the offensive line.
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all → pass → line
Rookie David Bailey notched his first sack.
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Bailey → notch → sack
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