The Milwaukee Brewers are 2026 World Series champions, bringing home the organization's first ever title.
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Brewers → bring → title
It was also a near-perfect example of what it takes to win a championship in baseball.
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it → take → baseball
While William Contreras won World Series MVP, voters had plenty of options to choose from on the Milwaukee roster.
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voters → win → roster
Jackson Chourio became the first player since Babe Ruth, yes, literally Babe Ruth, to have 10 hits in the first four games of a World Series.
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Chourio → become → Series
Cooper Pratt, a light-hitting, defense-first shortstop, set a rookie record with hits in six straight at bats from game four to game five.
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Pratt → hit → game
Brice Turang hit .316, below average hitter David Hamilton crushed what looked like a huge home run in game four.
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what → hit → game
Aaron Ashby went 5.2 innings with no runs, just one hit allowed and nine strikeouts.
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Ashby → go → runs
Abner Uribe allowed just two hits in 5 innings.
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Uribe → allow → innings
Jacob Misiorowski allowed only one run in 10.2 innings, winning game one and the clinching game five.
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Misiorowski → allow → game
Robert Gasser was equally unhittable, with just one run allowed in his game three start.
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Gasser → allow → start
Milwaukee went 11-2 in the postseason against the San Diego Padres, the hottest team in baseball in the second half, the star-studded 100-win Los Angeles Dodgers, and the 98-win Tampa Bay Rays, who tore through the American League.
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who → go → League
They won eight straight games in the playoffs.
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They → win → playoffs
Their two losses came by a combined two runs, and their one World Series loss was on a walk-off in the 12th inning after they blew a 3-2 lead.
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they → come → lead
It's not a stretch to say it's one of the most dominant stretches of playoff baseball in the history of the sport.
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it → say → sport
And it's why we can make the argument that the Milwaukee Brewers broke Major League Baseball.
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Brewers → make → Baseball
It's not supposed to be this easy, and it rarely is, even for some of the most expensive, talented rosters we've ever seen.
The 2024 Dodgers, with Shohei Ohtani coming off the first 50-50 season in history and a long list of other stars, were down 2-1 in the NLDS to the Padres before coming back to win.
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Ohtani → suppose → Padres
It took them six games to beat the Mets in the NLCS.
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It → take → NLCS
They very nearly lost the clinching game five of the World Series, falling behind 5-0 to the Yankees before the New York defense went on a comical run of errors and mental mistakes.
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defense → lose → errors
In 2025, they were down to their final two outs in game seven of the series against Toronto, until Miguel Rojas hit a miraculous game-tying homer.
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Rojas → hit → homer
They never trailed in a series, or even came close.
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They → trail → series
They had a 2-0 lead in the NLDS, a 4-0 lead in the NLCS, and a 3-0 lead in the NLCS.
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They → have → NLCS
Which raises the question, how did they do it?
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they → raise → it
The real answer, boring as it might be, they didn't do anything.
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they → do → anything
Baseball happened.
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Baseball → happen → ?
That's not to say that the Brewers don't have good players or didn't have good results.
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Brewers → say → results
Misiorowski is going to win the Cy Young Award at 24-years-old, and looks set to dominate the league for years to come.
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Misiorowski → go → years
The big secret the Brewers discovered?
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Brewers → discover → ?
Have your players get hot at the right time, have a few bounces go your way, rely on some of your less talented players to hit perfectly timed home runs, and sit back and watch as your bullpen goes from very good to almost literally untouchable.
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bullpen → have → runs
Every year, the greater baseball world looks to find some sort of meaning or blueprint from the team that wins the World Series.
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that → look → Series
In 2024 and 2025, the Dodgers "proved" that you can just guarantee a title by spending money, even though the Mets and Yankees haven't won in decades.
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Mets → prove → decades
In 2023, the Rangers showed you need a veteran manager like Bruce Bochy, and that home runs, Texas hit eight in five games, are how you win in October.
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you → show → October
Very smart analysts have pointed to quality bullpens, big midseason trades, drafting and development, free agency, dominant starting rotations, home runs, or making contact and putting the ball in play.
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analysts → point → play
You need all of those, and you can't predict which ones you'll actually get when it matters.
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it → need → ones
Not once in these discussions does anyone acknowledge that the different paths taken by different teams demonstrate that there is no one way to win a championship.
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paths → acknowledge → championship
And that the disparate approaches to roster construction show that what actually matters is a combination of timing, randomness, luck, and talent.
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matters → show → timing
Because there has to be meaning and lessons and broad conclusions to draw from every outcome, the baseball world picks a reason and explanation, then quietly discards it when next year's team does the opposite.
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team → have → opposite
Here are a few examples of why looking for meaning in playoff baseball is pointless.
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looking → look → baseball
"Clutch" hitting is frequently praised as meaningful and predictive.
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hitting → praise → ?
Some players just have the "clutch" gene, the received baseball wisdom goes.
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wisdom → have → gene
So let's look at superstar shorstop Corey Seager as an example.
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's → let → example
…and 25 more, not listed.
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