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There’s a problem with mince pies and spring. It goes way deeper than hot cross buns

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Redhouse, N. (2026, November 3). There’s a problem with mince pies and spring. It goes way deeper than hot cross buns. The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/there-s-a-problem-with-mince-pies-and-spring-it-goes-way-deeper-than-hot-cross-buns-20261103-p614r1.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

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The author discusses the emergence of Christmas mince pies in spring, comparing this trend unfavorably to the earlier appearance of hot cross buns. They argue that these pies serve not just as festive treats but as catalysts for excessive consumerism and environmental harm, triggering a disconnect from pressing ecological issues such as climate change and biodiversity loss. The piece critiques how early availability of holiday goods can contribute to irresponsible consumption patterns despite growing awareness of global crises.

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The author of a recent article in the Sydney Morning Herald expresses concern about the premature appearance of Christmas mince pies in stores during autumn, which she terms "the Mince Pie Creep." She argues that these pies are not just an innocent seasonal treat but a sign stimulus—like environmental cues for animals—that triggers humans to engage in excessive consumer behavior. The author contrasts this with the declining ubiquity of hot cross buns around Easter and suggests deeper unease about mince pies due to their high sugar content and potential to induce unhealthy behaviors. She likens the human response to seeing these pies to monarch butterflies heading south or male stickleback fish attacking rivals, emphasizing how such cues can lead people to indulge in unnecessary purchases despite environmental concerns.

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I no longer believe the Christmas mince pie is an innocent little pastry designed to bring cheer – that it holds enough sugar to induce a diabetic-grade thirst is another matter.

left criticizes consumer products for health and environmental reasons
Rather, it is what animal behaviourists call a sign stimulus: a specific environmental cue that triggers instinctive behaviour. For monarch butterflies, shorter days and colder temperatures are a sign stimulus to swivel their antennae compasses and head to the butterfly equivalent of Copacabana.

left uses metaphor to criticize consumer behavior as mindless
And the Christmas mince pie signals to Homo sapiens with a shopping centre or the internet within reach to launch themselves into a mindless consumer frenzy.

left describes consumerism negatively, emphasizing lack of thought
It’s possible the early spring Christmas mince pie harbours something like the alien spore pods in The Body Snatchers, which released tiny mind-controlling pathogens. I cannot otherwise explain why, in the face of every shred of evidence that we are burning down this planet, come October – the very same time the pies now appear – the average human brain starts accommodating two separate realities to justify frittering away money on more crap that has racked up a zillion carbon emissions and will end up in landfill.

left strongly criticizes consumerism for environmental harm
We know that the Arctic is melting, bushfires are raging and average temperatures are climbing. That significant weather events are making us uninsurable, that disasters such as the Nepal flood are happening more often and that microplastics are clogging every waterway from our oceans to our tear ducts.

left highlights environmental issues exacerbated by consumerism
But, understandably, we prefer to stay in our own little house of fun, where we can find joy in having five strands of single-use candy cane fairy lights twinkling around our necks and line our pockets with multiple Festive Pokémon figurines and dance with our limited-edition Christmas tunes robotic vacuum.

left mocks consumer behavior as frivolous

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Nicola Redhouse

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🔮 The Mince Pie Creep, as I have come to think of it, might be less notorious than the Hot Cross Bun Creep (no longer even ubiquitous with Easter, now a completely non-denominational carbohydrate), but I feel deeper unease about its presence.

2026-11-03 · assertive framing · There’s a problem with mince pies and spring. It goes way deeper than hot cross buns

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Topics

Copacabana Festive Pokémon Nepal The Body Snatchers The Mince Pie Creep

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Adam Phillips PERSON · 1× Nepal GPE · 1× Phillips PERSON · 1× Temu GPE · 1×

Narrative

I cannot otherwise explain why, in the face of every shred of evidence that we are burning down this planet, come October – the very same time the pies now appear – the average human brain starts accommodating two separate realities to justify frittering away money on more crap that has racked up a zillion carbon emissions and will end up in landfill.

framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-11-03

2026-11-03 · The Sydney Morning Herald

There’s a problem with mince pies and spring. It goes way deeper than hot cross buns · assertive framing

Claims (28 extracted, 4 hedged)

It’s spring – a wondrous time for allergic rhinitis and for complaining about Christmas mince pies already being in the supermarket. asserted

pies → ’ → supermarket

The Mince Pie Creep, as I have come to think of it, might be less notorious than the Hot Cross Bun Creep (no longer even ubiquitous with Easter, now a completely non-denominational carbohydrate), but I feel deeper unease about its presence. uncertain

I → come → presence

I no longer believe the Christmas mince pie is an innocent little pastry designed to bring cheer – that it holds enough sugar to induce a diabetic-grade thirst is another matter. asserted

holds → believe → thirst

Rather, it is what animal behaviourists call a sign stimulus: a specific environmental cue that triggers instinctive behaviour. asserted

that → call → behaviour

For monarch butterflies, shorter days and colder temperatures are a sign stimulus to swivel their antennae compasses and head to the butterfly equivalent of Copacabana. asserted

days → swivel → Copacabana

The red belly of the male three-spined stickleback fish is a sign stimulus to other male sticklebacks to launch a vicious attack. asserted

sticklebacks → launch → attack

And the Christmas mince pie signals to Homo sapiens with a shopping centre or the internet within reach to launch themselves into a mindless consumer frenzy. asserted

pie → signal → frenzy

It’s possible the early spring Christmas mince pie harbours something like the alien spore pods in The Body Snatchers, which released tiny mind-controlling pathogens. asserted

which → ’ → pathogens

that → explain → landfill

We know that the Arctic is melting, bushfires are raging and average temperatures are climbing. asserted

temperatures → know → ?

That significant weather events are making us uninsurable, that disasters such as the Nepal flood are happening more often and that microplastics are clogging every waterway from our oceans to our tear ducts. asserted

microplastics → make → ducts

Some us even feel terror in the dark of night thinking of the future for their children and their children’s children, as well as guilt for the knowledge that they will not be ones to suffer the worst – in fact that will be those in countries with less infrastructure, less money. asserted

that → feel → infrastructure

But, understandably, we prefer to stay in our own little house of fun, where we can find joy in having five strands of single-use candy cane fairy lights twinkling around our necks and line our pockets with multiple Festive Pokémon figurines and dance with our limited-edition Christmas tunes robotic vacuum. asserted

strands → prefer → vacuum

In our house of fun, we can justify our purchases with thoughts such as, “Well, how could I possibly make a difference to this catastrophe” and “Well, it’s all so terrifying and sad I might as well enjoy my few hundred latex-filled giant-eyed squishy toys.” uncertain

I → justify → toys

Psychoanalyst Adam Phillips says that modern life now demands we be happy. asserted

we → say → ?

“It’s as though we’re phobic of frustration, so the moment there is a feeling of frustration it’s got to be filled with something,” he has said. asserted

he → ’ → something

Ours is a world in which we escape the terror generated by the consequences of capitalism and consumerism by purchasing more from Temu. asserted

we → escape → Temu

The problem is, we need to feel pain, frustration, sadness, fear to take action. asserted

we → need → action

No civil rights activist ever emerged from a life of pina coladas on the riviera. asserted

activist → emerge → riviera

As Phillips writes: “It may be that when catastrophic change is inflicted upon us … we may become more able and willing to … create the kind of change we would like, the kind of change that we realise we need in order to get the lives we want.” uncertain

we → write → lives

Lord knows I am prone to the occasional impulse purchase of a dancing voice-activated cactus or tuba for a good dopamine hit. asserted

I → know → hit

But as the festive season approaches this year, I want to do better. asserted

I → approach → ?

I’m going to buy from businesses that are using renewable energy, actively reducing their waste, and going for sustainable materials. asserted

that → go → materials

I’m also going to try to give things that are good for the planet: things that grow, like plants and seedlings, and mushrooms and my washing pile. asserted

that → go → plants

I’m going to give with actions, like cooking meals for friends who are stretched for time or money. asserted

who → go → time

I’m going to try to find gifts that offer low-emission experiences or op shop finds. asserted

that → go → experiences

I might even make my own mince pies. uncertain

I → make → pies

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that → challenge → own