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Cody, D. (2026, November 14). Suspected UK tourists shatter golden Jesus statue after stealing it from historic church. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/11/14/world-news/suspected-uk-tourists-shatter-golden-jesus-statue-after-stealing-it-from-historic-church/
Cody, Daniel. “Suspected UK tourists shatter golden Jesus statue after stealing it from historic church.” New York Post, 14 Nov. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/11/14/world-news/suspected-uk-tourists-shatter-golden-jesus-statue-after-stealing-it-from-historic-church/.
Cody, Daniel. “Suspected UK tourists shatter golden Jesus statue after stealing it from historic church.” New York Post, November 14, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/11/14/world-news/suspected-uk-tourists-shatter-golden-jesus-statue-after-stealing-it-from-historic-church/.
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On November 11, 2026, at around 9 p.m., surveillance footage from Vilnius, Lithuania, captured two British tourists allegedly stealing and destroying a 15th-century golden Jesus statue from a historic church. The footage shows one man carrying the statue while his companion records the act, leading to the statue being dropped and shattered into pieces. Lithuanian police confirmed that an unidentified individual broke the statue, which was hanging on a wooden cross in the church's inner courtyard. The men are believed to be UK citizens, but their nationalities have not been officially confirmed. The extent of the damage is still being assessed, and the incident has sparked outrage and concerns over cultural heritage preservation in Lithuania.
Two godless British tourists were reportedly caught on camera messing around with a statue of Jesus stolen from a centuries-old church — before smashing it to pieces.
The suspect on the bench starts recording, and seconds later, the statue’s arms snap off in the perpetrator’s hands, sending the head, torso and arms crashing to the ground and shattering the holy artifact to pieces.
As the scarf-clad man hoisted the figure up, he slurred “listen … listen … praise the lord!” in a Northern English accent.