'Nightcaps' is a daily column that catches you up on the biggest sports, news and culture stories you may have missed while pretending to do work at your desk.
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It runs Monday-Friday on OutKick.com.
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I'm sure we'll see the goofy dog at some point.
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I also walked outside this morning and I felt it for the first time.
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The fact that I didn't break a sweat on the way down the driveway to get the trash cans.
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The way the grass wasn't completely soaked from the morning dew because the humidity was set at 150%.
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If you live in Florida long enough, you just get a feel for these things.
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We know the difference between 90 and 85.
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When the mornings are 76 and not 86, we can immediately feel it.
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I can't wait to see what tonight holds.
Let's roll.
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Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one where Paige Spiranac says goodbye to summer and defends Sydney Sweeney as the wokes continue to melt down over her sports gambling ad.
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We all knew Paige would side with Sydney, right?
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I've got Landry Kiffin clapping back at those DISGUSTING Ole Miss banners, this SEC on CBS flashback had me feeling things, and goodness gracious, did you guys have some responses to yesterday's inquiry about the 1990 Gainesville Murders.
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The response was so big, I think I'm going to turn it into a column later this week.
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I'll give you a taste today, though.
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Sydney Sweeney has an ally in Paige Spiranac
I know we have some new readers since the last time we celebrated the great American cheeseburger, so a quick housekeeping item ...
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For those who don't know, the cheeseburger from Buffalo Wild Wings is, without a doubt, the best burger in America.
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I've stood on this hill for years now, and I feel as strong today as I ever have.
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I'll die on it.
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It's not one you'd immediately think of when it comes to burgers, but trust me, it's worth the try.
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I've had readers reach out over the years thanking me for speaking the truth.
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It's never let me down.
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I took that picture at my fantasy football draft last year.
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Unfortunately, we went to Applebee's this year for the draft, and — while good — their burger didn't even come close.
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I also started 0-1 last week, which can't be a coincidence.
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We'll see how this week goes.
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Let's get this class going with Paige Spiranac saying goodbye to summer with a bikini-clad Instagram post, and then defending Sydney Sweeney in the comments section.
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Landry Kiffin claps back at the haters
"God forbid a woman loves her nice cans."
Put it on a hat, Paige!
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She's the influencer who started all of this, right?
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Paige Spiranac walked so everyone else could run.
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When Paige Spiranac first started out, she was it.
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So when Paige chimes in on something, we listen.
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And she stated the obvious about this whole Sydney Sweeney drama ...
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I'd wager a guess that Novig has seen a 100% increase in sign-ups since Sydney launched her new campaign.
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"Oh no, she lost 200,000 of her Instagram followers!"
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Have any of them hit a 7-player prop parlay that pays $1,300?
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That's all that matters.
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OK, let's move this class along and check in on Landry Kiffin, who has, allegedly, been the subject of some NASTY signage up and down Oxford this week ahead of her dad's big return:
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I'll never forgive CBS & you guys brought it STRONG this week
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"I understand emotions are high this week, and people are upset, but I’m my own person," Kiffin said, adding that she's been the "punchline" of a sexual joke.
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…and 25 more, not listed.
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