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Holt, E. (2026, September 18). Don't squash me! Girl, five, is dwarfed by her grandfather's giant pumpkin one year after he and twin brother broke record. Daily Mail. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16140805/Girl-dwarfed-grandfathers-giant-pumpkin.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
Holt, Ed. “Don't squash me! Girl, five, is dwarfed by her grandfather's giant pumpkin one year after he and twin brother broke record.” Daily Mail, 18 Sept. 2026, https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16140805/Girl-dwarfed-grandfathers-giant-pumpkin.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490.
Holt, Ed. “Don't squash me! Girl, five, is dwarfed by her grandfather's giant pumpkin one year after he and twin brother broke record.” Daily Mail, September 18, 2026. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16140805/Girl-dwarfed-grandfathers-giant-pumpkin.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490.
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In Lymington, Hampshire, five-year-old Etta Syrett posed cheerfully beside her grandfather's massive pumpkin. Her grandfather, Ian Paton, previously set a world record with his twin brother, Stuart, growing a 1,300kg (about the weight of two adult bulls) winter squash last year. This year, Ian continues the tradition by cultivating another giant pumpkin. He credits its size to good genetics, minimal food, and copious water—up to 130 gallons per plant daily. The brothers spent about six hours every day for around 130 days tending to their crop in a controlled greenhouse environment. Despite Ian’s retirement from the competition, his granddaughters Etta and Martha still get involved by helping out with the gardening tasks.