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Morrison, E. (2026, September 18). Blade-wielding ‘gangster-ass’ crab tries attacking Florida man and his dog: shocking video. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/09/17/us-news/blade-wielding-gangster-ass-crab-tries-attacking-florida-man-dog-shocking-video/
Morrison, Ella. “Blade-wielding ‘gangster-ass’ crab tries attacking Florida man and his dog: shocking video.” New York Post, 18 Sept. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/09/17/us-news/blade-wielding-gangster-ass-crab-tries-attacking-florida-man-dog-shocking-video/.
Morrison, Ella. “Blade-wielding ‘gangster-ass’ crab tries attacking Florida man and his dog: shocking video.” New York Post, September 18, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/09/17/us-news/blade-wielding-gangster-ass-crab-tries-attacking-florida-man-dog-shocking-video/.
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In Florida, homeowner Eduardo Alvarez encountered a bizarre situation when his dog, Summer, discovered a blue land crab carrying what appeared to be a pocketknife blade in its claw. The crab swiped at both Alvarez and his pet dog as they approached it. Footage of the incident went viral on social media platforms like Instagram after Alvarez shared it with the caption "Florida is getting out of hand," garnering over 23 million views. Despite the seemingly aggressive behavior, Alvarez managed to handle the crab carefully and move it to a safer location in his backyard. Internet users commented widely on the unusual encounter, with many speculating about Florida's unique wildlife encounters and joking about the crab’s apparent weaponry.