As I dump out this fresh edition of Saturday Screencaps, it's a wet, cloudy, rainy, cool, miserable morning that will eventually make for an amazing day of college football once I get done watching 4th grade soccer and junior high cross-country.
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Let's get this morning rolling with some beer news, since so many of you are going to sit home and crush beers and watch college football.
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This week, Heidi Klum held her annual tapping of the Hofbrau keg in Hollywood, where she threw her annual party.
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If that Instagram embed doesn't load, try this TikTok embed.
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Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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Odds & ends on a Saturday morning
• As a guy who roots for content, I'm taking LSU -3 and the OVER.
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A last-second loss for Ole Miss could result in cars burning.
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Let's hope it doesn't get too out of control in Oxford tonight.
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Yes, they sell beer at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.
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Where are all the emailers who called me an idiot for my Wendy's prediction?
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You're damn right I'm not going to pat myself on the back.
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Some are even calling me #NostraKinsey.
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I need you guys to tell me where the worst stretches of highways are in the United States.
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I-75 through Monroe, MI is horrendous (granted, they're working on it right now), but there's a new stretch that is absolutely awful and embarrassing.
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I spent 4 1/2 hours driving home yesterday and there was a 40-mile stretch that had me dropping verbal f-bombs.
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While I was typing, I thought about a stretch of I-71 into Louisville where I was equally pissed off.
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As a matter of fact, haven't I called Louisville highways as absolute sh-tholes?
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Best new business I've seen all week: a folding table business that popped up this week in Buffalo.
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The guy running this operation told me his boss told him to stand at the Big Tree Inn and sell tables.
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Yep, wait until Bills fans get drunk and want to create content.
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The idea is that they'll need a table to break and money will be no object.
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This week, Roger Goodell made sure to hint, again, that the NFL really, really wants a team in London.
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Today, we're getting.
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It's going to seem bizarre when the NFL announces a London franchise, but it's coming, guys.
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In total, London football fans will get four games this fall — today's college game and three upcoming NFL games.
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Is joining a country club worth it?
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Eric P. in the PnW asks: I need assistance on whether I should join a country club , and more specifically, one of the nicest in the state of Washington.
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Sure, it was a beautiful 75 degree day yesterday when I had the chance to try the course, which is difficult but would improve my game.
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but pretty soon the weather will hit and it’s at the base of the mountains, so Nov-Feb. are more than likely limited play times.
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The fact that it’s one of the nicest courses the Senior tour plays at helps;
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But it’s 25 miles from my house, so I wouldn’t necessarily use the practice facilities or restaurant as much as I should.
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i’d have to play 10-12 times a month to make the monthly dues acceptable.
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I’m on the fence as they offered me a great deal with two years to pay off the initiation with no interest; a years free dues and cart and a huge food credit.
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I’d love to hear from someone that has joined a club and loved it.
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And someone that has joined a club and regretted it.
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And it’s even nicer surroundings than the photos show.
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This is a great question and is actually something I've been throwing around in my head.
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There's a country club a mile down the road that I've contemplated joining.
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Screencaps Jr. wants to play golf, which is great, but it's also $100 for he and I to play a 2 1/2 star course.
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…and 6 more, not listed.
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