“JF”, read the raw ink inscription on the left wrist of the woman beside me.
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inscription → read → me
Her name was Rebecca, and she reckoned she’d seen John Farnham at least 50 times since her mum took her to a show as a 10-year-old in the Whispering Jack years.
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mum → reckon → years
Rebecca got her first tattoo that morning, she told me, right after she heard the news that Farnham wasn’t well enough to attend the evening’s sold-out celebration concert at Melbourne’s Rod Laver Arena.
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Farnham → get → Arena
“I wanted to do it while he was still with us,” she said.
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she → want → us
Nobody who managed to snag a ticket to this massive, all-star arena gig could have felt otherwise.
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who → manage → gig
Despite handling the not inconsiderable demands of his repertoire to the likes of Jimmy Barnes, Kate Ceberano, Tina Arena and Richard Marx, the absent legend was with us in every sky-piercing note of the three-hour, 26-song show.
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legend → handle → show
Coldplay’s Chris Martin, a surprise guest beamed in from the UK, made the distinction plain.
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distinction → beam → UK
You’re the Voice rhymed with “you’re God’s choice” in a solo acoustic comedy tune called Better Singer Than Me.
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you → ’re → Me
The magnificent pipes of Celine Dion took You’re the Voice stratospheric in another remote cross from Paris, but as she stressed with touching affection, even she owes a little something to the “deep inspiration” of her “dear friend John”.
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she → take → friend
It was Farnham himself, via flashback footage, who set the impossible pitch of the opening song.
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who → set → song
Age of Reason sprawled into a 10-minute medley as Jon Stevens, Jessica Mauboy, Jack Jones, Mahalia Barnes and harmony quartet Human Nature filed in turn down the vast, Vegas-style centre-stage staircase.
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Stevens → sprawl → staircase
The concert brought together around 120 performers, including Farnham’s band and backing singers, a 38-piece orchestra, choirs, marching drum line and bagpipe ensemble under the musical direction of his longtime keyboard player and arranger Chong Lim.
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concert → bring → player
The firepower put a bomb under Ross Wilson’s Touch of Paradise and Amorosi’s Playing to Win, but Lim’s arrangements were versatile enough to strip Keith Urban’s rendition of Burn for You down to spare guitar and piano.
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arrangements → put → guitar
Mark Vincent’s operatic You’ll Never Walk Alone, a tribute to Farnham’s performance for Australian troops in East Timor in 1999 was introduced via video by Major General Peter Cosgrove who asserted that “John Farnham is woven into the fabric of Australian culture”.
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Farnham → walk → culture
As sobering as the news that Farnham now requires 24-hour care had been, the sense of an immense national celebration seemed to radiate from the venue like the smoke of a million barbecues.
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sense → require → barbecues
With all those songs to sing, affectionate stage banter was wisely limited, but good luck if you were taking a drink every time a performer shouted “I love you John!” as they left the stage.
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they → sing → stage
Each approached Farnham’s Everest from a different direction.
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Each → approach → direction
Most shared the freakish ability to make superhuman vocal athletics feel conversational, but never once was the star of the show in doubt.
German-Australian cabaret diva Hans brought the comedic sparkle necessary to tackle Sadie the Cleaning Lady.
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Hans → share → Sadie
Hugh Jackman, another overseas video guest, turned Talk of the Town into a country two-hander with fiddler Rachel Bostock.
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Jackman → turn → Bostock
Rob Farnham proved a smooth heir to his father’s light touch with Burn To Shine.
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Farnham → prove → Shine
My new friend Rebecca told me that John Farnham chat groups had predicted we wouldn’t be hearing Two Strong Hearts because its “river to the sea” refrain had recently acquired unintended political baggage.
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refrain → tell → baggage
It’s a peculiar fate for a Top 10 love song from 1988, but perhaps this wasn’t the night to complicate things.
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this → ’ → things
We knew, anyway, where it was ultimately going.
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it → know → ?
Another brief flashback from the man himself introduced Long Way to the Top as “the best rock’n’roll song ever written”, but even that all-in blockbuster seemed to pale beside the confetti cannon reprise of the song that will always be John Farnham’s signature.
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that → introduce → song
The whole arena was on its feet from floor to rafters bellowing the chorus to You’re the Voice as the cast assembled to trade lines at the lip of the stage.
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cast → bellow → stage
The collected lung power of the assembled singers was, not for the first time, a chest-rattling revelation.
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power → assemble → time
But wait, where was Barnesy?
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Barnesy → wait → ?
Suddenly, as the euphoria peaked, there he was, with his wife Jane by his side, both in kilts and stern concentration, bag piping at the top of the stairs as two dozen more pipers in full kit descended to parade the catwalk extending into the crowd.
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pipers → peak → crowd
Thank heavens the tattoo parlours were closed.
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parlours → thank → heavens
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it → get → ?
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