Thank you to those who threw away pumpkin spice candles the minute they were lit up inside your homes as women around this country fell victim to marketing schemes from Starbucks and other global corporations who are hellbent on stealing summer from us.
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who → thank → us
Guys, you have less than 24 hours to stay strong.
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you → have → hours
• Did you see the defensive performance out of MY 2-0 Bengals?
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you → see → Bengals
The defensive front gave up 60 rushing yards.
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front → give → yards
The defense has give up 26 total points through two games and the schedule gets very, very favorable for a very, very long stretch.
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schedule → give → stretch
This isn't just a playoff team, this team needs to be thinking No. 1 seed in the playoffs.
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team → need → playoffs
– Paul in Cincy is fired up: How bout' that defense??!!
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Paul → fire → defense
Paul, we've got ourselves a team.
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ourselves → get → team
Let's keep the brittle QB safe as much as possible and after that, let's go get that No. 1 seed.
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's → let → seed
• Let's pivot back to college football real fast and the content that Instagram star/Bama grad Sydney Thomas dumped out on Sunday where she took a shot at Lane Kiffin.
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she → let → Kiffin
These two have a history.
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two → have → history
"I'd say Lane Kiffin," Thomas revealed in 2025 when she was asked to name the craziest celebrity to hit on her.
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she → say → her
"[Kiffin] slid in with 'Roll Tide'.
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Kiffin → slide → Tide
And he's the coach of Ole Miss," she added.
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she → add → Miss
Now it's Thomas having some fun by revealing her 2026 Halloween costume idea, which is the pose Kiffin was seen on Saturday night as LSU was losing to his former team.
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LSU → have → team
Even the IG models are making fun of him.
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models → make → him
• I've written many times on Nate Burleson and the dangerous road to obscurity that CBS is traveling down with its Sunday NFL show.
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CBS → write → show
Then someone signed off on Burleson wearing this while claiming something about how he's trying to Respect Summer.
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he → sign → Summer
If you can make it through more than five minutes of "NFL Today," you should be awarded a Medal of Freedom.
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you → make → Freedom
• Do you guys think Google will eventually rug pull us with the use of Gemini?
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Google → think → Gemini
I spent Saturday working on our dehumidifiers.
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I → spend → dehumidifiers
Continuous flow had stopped on the unit that drains into our sump, and since I had no experience working on dehumidifiers, I did what most men do these days –– I took a photo of the inside of the unit and asked Gemini to give me directions.
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I → stop → directions
In 10 minutes, the unit was clean and running perfectly.
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unit → run → minutes
I didn't even need to go to YouTube.
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I → need → YouTube
My question for you guys is this: Will Google eventually charge us for such help?
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Google → charge → help
How is Google making money?
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Google → make → money
I fire up Gemini, pay nothing and my dehumidifier is back to normal.
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dehumidifier → fire → nothing
Are they just trying to get us hooked on the AI before coming in with membership fees?
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us → try → fees
You tell me.
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You → tell → me
Mike N. sent in a football report:
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N. → send → report
📩 Email: joe.kinsey@outkick.com
Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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you → send → whatever
📸 Instagram: @OutKickScreencaps
You guys need to start tagging me on content you're seeing.
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you → need → content
Make sure you're opening it.
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you → make → it
– Jim T. wants some action:
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T. → want → action
With my Aztecs traveling to your neck of the woods (after two bad losses) seems like a friendly wager might be in order.
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Aztecs → travel → order
Now, I've got a foot in both camps here, because my mom's dad, Norman Schrein, graduated from Toledo in the early 1920s.
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dad → get → 1920s
Tell me what we're wagering or I'll ask Gemini for suggestions.
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I → tell → suggestions
Lots of folks upset at Ducks blowout score, but karma often wons out…
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karma → won → score
Paybacks hurt and perhaps a $590,000 payout v Ducks isn’t worth humiliating players and fan base, but don’t think they learn well…didn’t PS lose 81-0 v Colorado previously?
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PS → hurt → Colorado
Should Eric in the PnW buy a country club membership...he does love to golf
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he → buy → membership
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