There have been ghosters and time-wasters and people who seemed fun over text but couldn’t hold a conversation in person.
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who → seem → person
My friends, though, have had some real Hinge horror stories.
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friends → have → stories
One went on a date with a guy who told her he was planning to write his PhD thesis on “the philosophy of woman” but somehow didn’t notice that he had been explaining it for 30 minutes without letting the woman across from him speak.
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woman → go → him
Another girl went on a date with someone who made her do their laundry, and pay for it.
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her → go → it
They claimed they had a new debit card that didn’t work and hadn’t been able to do their laundry for two weeks as a result.
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that → claim → result
And one friend experienced “Hinge-cest”, where she and all her friends had ended up dating the same men.
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she → experience → men
There are “Hinge celebrities” who have gone on so many dates that their reputation precedes them.
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reputation → be → them
Despite the technology’s poor reputation, it feels like everyone my age is on the apps.
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everyone → feel → apps
However, I only know a handful who have actually ended up in relationships with people they met online.
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they → know → people
Most, after weeks or months of scrolling, texting and going on dates, become frustrated and delete the app.
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Most → scroll → app
And then, after failing to meet someone in real life, they re
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they → fail → life
So why are so many young people using dating apps if they don’t work?
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they → use → apps
I believe it’s because my generation doesn’t know how to date in person.
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generation → believe → person
Gen Z spent some of its formative dating and socialising years in lockdown, and we’ve grown up communicating over the internet.
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we → spend → internet
So it makes sense that this has had a lingering effect.
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this → make → effect
Dating apps seem to offer an easy way out.
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apps → seem → way
I do find it easier to speak to a new person online; shyness and awkwardness don’t come across over text.
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shyness → find → text
But our dependence on dating apps might be making dating harder for us.
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dating → make → us
The idea that everyone is on Hinge has made making a move in person a completely foreign idea.
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making → make → person
Gen Z has lost the willingness to take a chance and just ask someone out, which dating has always relied on.
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dating → lose → which
The gamification of dating makes us view it as a lazy activity – something we can do without leaving our bedrooms.
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we → make → bedrooms
What’s worse is the horrible culture fostered by these apps.
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What → ’ → apps
Ghosting people and talking to more than 10 people at once are considered normal.
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Ghosting → ghost → people
It’s no wonder users seem to forget they’re interacting with real humans.
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they → ’ → humans
Similarly, your entire judgment of someone is based on a few photos.
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judgment → base → photos
It’s a tick-box model of dating, where you reject anyone who doesn’t fit your “ideal partner” criteria based on their photo and a few titbits of information.
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who → ’ → information
All this does is teach us to how to market ourselves to please other people and relentlessly judge others.
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this → do → others
Dating in real life can be the opposite: you might end up with someone who doesn’t tick all the boxes you thought you wanted, but who ticks others that you didn’t realise you needed.
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you → date → that
The most important things, like real-life chemistry, communication style and personality, can’t be captured in a dating-app profile.
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things → capture → profile
Although dating apps can have value for those who don’t have many opportunities to meet new people in real life, we need to break away from the mindset that they’re the only way to connect.
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they → have → mindset
After the end of my last relationship, a friend told me to “keep going out, meeting new people, and something would happen eventually”.
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something → tell → people
So, I made a conscious effort to say yes to every invitation that came my way – whether it was a spontaneous dinner, a side-quest that sends the night in a new direction, or a new book club.
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that → make → direction
Even when I felt busy, or tired, or didn’t think I’d enjoy it.
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I → feel → it
And my life has become so much richer as a result.
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life → become → result
I’m meeting interesting people every day, going to places I haven’t been before, and trying out new things.
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I → meet → things
Last week I spent an evening at a small art gallery in Brunswick, another at a themed house party, and a morning at a philosophy reading group.
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I → spend → group
I’m much happier than I was when I was scrolling Hinge.
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I → ’m → Hinge
And I know something will happen when it’s meant to.
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it → know → ?
I’m learning that dating in a meaningful way takes courage, patience and rejection – like it did for generations before mine.
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it → learn → mine
In any case, I think I’d still rather be rejected in real life than do an internet stranger’s washing on a first date.
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I → think → date
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