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The opinion piece at the end of the world

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The opinion piece at the end of the world. (2026, September 22). The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/the-opinion-piece-at-the-end-of-the-world-20260922-p60z5s.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

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The Sydney Morning Herald · collected 2026-09-22

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Peter Riley writes an opinion piece where he asks AI about the longevity of the Sydney Morning Herald’s Column 8, receiving a reply that suggests it is nearly immortal in Australian journalism. The column celebrates personal anecdotes and minor life events; one contributor shares an encounter with John Lennon on a plane, another mentions hiding with former British minister John Profumo as children, while others discuss language skills unexpectedly becoming useful later in life.
Written by AI on 2026-09-22, from this article's own text only (the story summary below draws on all the coverage).

AI analysis

Story summary

Peter Riley from Penrith wrote an opinion piece in the Sydney Morning Herald’s Column 8 section, discussing artificial intelligence's prediction about the column's longevity. He claimed AI stated that while nothing is permanent, Column 8 is as close to immortal as Australian journalism gets, emphasizing its significance and loyal following among readers. Jeff Stewart of Huskisson shared a story from a flight where he encountered Yoko Ono after confronting another passenger for disturbing behavior. This encounter might have had an impact on popular music history according to Stewart’s account.

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Claims extracted
21
sentences that state something as happening or true
Uncertain
10%
2 of 21 hedged ("reportedly", "may", "according to")
Leaning
not political
takes no side on a contested political question
Publisher signals
61/100
The Sydney Morning Herald's corrections and hedging, across everything collected from it. Not a measure of accuracy.
Outlets on this story
1
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Publisher

The Sydney Morning Herald · 5731 article(s) · 15 correction(s) detected
Running correction rate · 15 correction(s)

Who wrote this

No reporter is named on this article.

Topics

Australian German Granny Japanese Penrith

Subjects

German NORP · 2× Japanese NORP · 2× Australian NORP · 1× Granny PERSON · 1× Hong Kong GPE · 1× Huskisson ORG · 1× Jeff Stewart PERSON · 1× Penrith ORG · 1× Peter Riley PERSON · 1× SMH Opinion ORG · 1×

Narrative

“On a flight from Hong Kong to Colombo I was seated behind a woolly-headed individual who had his feet on the bulkhead and was jiggling and dancing around in a most disturbing fashion.
framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-09-22
🔮 The newspaper would face open revolt from its core subscriber base if they ever tried to axe it.’
2026-09-22 · The Sydney Morning Herald
The opinion piece at the end of the world · assertive framing

Claims (21 extracted, 2 hedged)

Peter Riley of Penrith writes: “We keep hearing that AI is going to make humanity extinct, so I asked AI if C8 is also doomed. asserted
C8 → write → AI
It replied ‘Nothing is truly permanent, but Column 8 is as close to immortal as Australian journalism gets. asserted
journalism → reply → ?
Getting a snippet published by Granny is a major life milestone. asserted
snippet → get → Granny
It creates an intensely loyal micro-community within the SMH Opinion section. asserted
It → create → section
The newspaper would face open revolt from its core subscriber base if they ever tried to axe it.’ asserted
they → face → it
AI wouldn’t fib, would it? asserted
it → fib → ?
While it’s time to move on from encounters with the Bee Gees (C8), there are other celebrities stepping up, and for Jeff Stewart of Huskisson, the encounter might’ve altered the course of popular music: uncertain
encounter → ’ → music
“On a flight from Hong Kong to Colombo I was seated behind a woolly-headed individual who had his feet on the bulkhead and was jiggling and dancing around in a most disturbing fashion. asserted
who → seat → fashion
My tray table was attached to his seat, and I was trying to work. asserted
I → attach → seat
I gave him a decent go but couldn’t manage any longer so tapped him on the shoulder and firmly but politely requested he stop. asserted
he → give → shoulder
This he did and with apologies. asserted
he → do → apologies
It was only then that I noticed Yoko Ono seated across the aisle. asserted
Ono → notice → aisle
Who knows what new Beatles song I may have disturbed!” uncertain
I → know → song
If it’s the track Flying, you’re off the hook. asserted
you → ’ → hook
Tom Meakin of Port Macquarie’s experience was a historic affair: “My mother once shared a cupboard with John Profumo while playing hide and seek.” asserted
mother → share → hide
For Sue Hoad of Merewether, high school German (C8) “came in handy 30 years later on a 36-hour bus ride with Turkish guest workers returning to their jobs in Germany. asserted
German → come → Germany
Not a word of English - ‘Is this stop 10 minutes for the loo?’ ‘An hour for dinner?’ ‘Crossing the border to Greece?’ Saved!” asserted
stop → cross → Greece
“The German experience matches my Japanese efforts,” admits Brian Byrne of Flinders. asserted
Byrne → match → Flinders
“After a tortuous term at Wagga Wagga TAFE, my only remaining scrap of this language allows me to tell any Japanese visitor that ‘My hotel is red’.” asserted
hotel → remain → visitor
“I reckon Pauline (C8) would welcome an influx of southern right whales,” offers John Perry of Newtown. asserted
Perry → reckon → Newtown
“As for the rest, they’d probably give her the hump (and the blues) and if she did achieve anything it would be a fluke. asserted
it → give → anything
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