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Malaysians joke their way through Negeri Sembilan royal row

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Malaysians are using humor to cope with a royal dispute in Negeri Sembilan where two men claim the state's throne. The situation has led to conflicts between the state government and the palace, with no clear legal resolution available. A social media user proposed an unusual solution based on local custom: having both claimants undergo an endurance test involving lying on a stone bed covered in itchy nettles for seven days and nights, with the survivor becoming the ruler.

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In Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia, there is currently a royal dispute over the throne between two men: Tuanku Muhriz Tuanku Munawir and Tunku Nadzaruddin Tuanku Ja’afar. The situation has left the state government at odds with the palace, as no clear legal route exists to resolve this conflict. To humorously address the issue, a social media user proposed reviving an ancient customary law called adat perpatih, which involves subjecting both claimants to a "stone mattress" endurance test. This entails lying on a stone covered in intensely itchy nettles for seven days and seven nights, with the survivor being declared the ruler. The suggestion highlights the public's frustration and creative approach to resolving the deadlock.

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Malaysians joke their way through Negeri Sembilan royal row

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🔮 With two men claiming the throne and no legal exit in sight, commenters suggest nettle-bed endurance tests to end the fight The dispute has left Negeri Sembilan with two men claiming the throne, a state government at odds with the palace and no clear legal route to settle the fight. One social media user suggested reviving adat perpatih – the customary law of Negeri Sembilan – by subjecting ruler Tuanku Muhriz Tuanku Munawir and rival claimant Tunku Nadzaruddin Tuanku Ja’afar to the “stone mattress” test: seven days and seven nights on a stone covered with an intensely itchy variety of nettle, with whoever lasts the longest earning the throne. “Whoever can endure it becomes [the ruler],” the user wrote, adding that the idea “may look illogical, but it is a fact”.

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Malaysians joke their way through Negeri Sembilan royal row · mixed framing

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With two men claiming the throne and no legal exit in sight, commenters suggest nettle-bed endurance tests to end the fight The dispute has left Negeri Sembilan with two men claiming the throne, a state government at odds with the palace and no clear legal route to settle the fight. One social media user suggested reviving adat perpatih – the customary law of Negeri Sembilan – by subjecting ruler Tuanku Muhriz Tuanku Munawir and rival claimant Tunku Nadzaruddin Tuanku Ja’afar to the “stone mattress” test: seven days and seven nights on a stone covered with an intensely itchy variety of nettle, with whoever lasts the longest earning the throne. “Whoever can endure it becomes [the ruler],” the user wrote, adding that the idea “may look illogical, but it is a fact”. uncertain

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