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Tanks for the penalties

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Tanks for the penalties. (2026, September 23). The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/tanks-for-the-penalties-20260923-p60zoe.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

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The Sydney Morning Herald’s Column 8 features reader submissions highlighting unique names in the NFL such as Kool-Aid McKinstry and Tank Bigsby. It also includes personal anecdotes like Janet Scilly’s encounter with Ricky Nelson when she was 14 years old, and Mark Berg sharing a memorable German phrase from his high school days. Additionally, readers discuss the accuracy of AI-generated profiles about themselves and joke about using basic French phrases for humorous effect.

Written by AI on 2026-09-23, from this article's own text only (the story summary below draws on all the coverage).

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Story summary

In a recent column in the Sydney Morning Herald, readers shared humorous anecdotes about unique athlete names in American football surpassing those of Australian sports leagues like the AFL and NRL. George Zivkovic from Northmead highlighted NFL players with distinctive monikers such as Kool-Aid McKinstry, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Sauce Gardner, Storm Duck, Younghoe Koo, DeMarvion Overshown, Tank Bigsby, and Tank Dell. Meanwhile, Janet Scilly of Waterloo reminisced about meeting music icon Ricky Nelson when she was 14 years old in the Sydney Stadium dressing room, an encounter that left her speechless despite having prepared many questions. Seppo Ranki from Glenhaven pondered whether AI-driven search results accurately reflect individuals' contributions to publications like Column 8 in The Sydney Morning Herald, noting AI often correctly identifies his writing style and topics.

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Topics

AFL Canberra German NRL Northmead

Subjects

Canberra GPE · 3× German NORP · 2× AFL ORG · 1× Amon-Ra St. Brown PERSON · 1× George Zivkovic PERSON · 1× Kool-Aid McKinstry ORG · 1× NRL ORG · 1× Northmead ORG · 1× Sauce Gardner PERSON · 1× Storm Duck PERSON · 1×

Narrative

“I’m still waiting to inform anyone who’s interested, in my best schoolboy French, that ‘the pen of the gardener’s niece is on the table in the conservatory’,” informs John Clarke (Jean Leclerc to his mates) of Lorn.

framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-09-23

🔮 Mark Berg of Caringbah South writes: “When at high-school German classes (C8) in the late 1970s, we watched German videos and were expected to translate the script.

2026-09-23 · The Sydney Morning Herald

Tanks for the penalties · assertive framing

Claims (21 extracted, 1 hedged)

It’s true that we’ve done this before, but with the NFL season come some truly great names. asserted

names → ’ → season

George Zivkovic of Northmead has identified the best of them and asks, “How can the NRL or AFL possibly compete with, let alone surpass, these handles? uncertain

NRL → identify → handles

All right, I’ll grant that FuiFui MoiMoi and Steele Sidebottom are pretty good, too.” asserted

MoiMoi → grant → ?

The celebrity encounters (C8) continue: asserted

encounters → continue → ?

“When I was 14, a friend of my father arranged for me to meet Ricky Nelson in the dressing room of the Sydney Stadium,” recalls Janet Scilly of Waterloo. asserted

Scilly → arrange → Waterloo

“Of course, my father had to be there. asserted

father → have → ?

I had a lot to say but was struck dumb on seeing him. asserted

I → have → him

My father thought he was a nice young man because he called Dad ‘Sir’ and shook his hand.” asserted

he → think → hand

“I’m not sure if I share Alan Phillips’ (C8) view about C8 driving AI mad,” thinks Seppo Ranki of Glenhaven. asserted

Ranki → ’m → Glenhaven

“As an experiment, I checked out my name and suburb on Google. asserted

I → check → Google

Part of the AI Overview said: ‘He frequently writes short, witty observations and life stories for The Sydney Morning Herald’s popular Column 8 section. asserted

He → say → section

His published items often feature memories of farm life, old vehicles and everyday humorous encounters.’ asserted

items → publish → life

I suspect AI has a pretty good handle on both C8 and me.” asserted

AI → suspect → C8

Mark Berg of Caringbah South writes: “When at high-school German classes (C8) in the late 1970s, we watched German videos and were expected to translate the script. asserted

we → write → script

It means, ‘with a wig, you are another person’. asserted

you → mean → wig

Clarke → wait → Lorn

Interestingly, Rob Phillips of North Epping says he’s waiting to use the rather congruent “‘my aunt’s pen is on the table’. asserted

pen → say → table

Regrettably, it doesn’t get you much to eat in a French restaurant.” asserted

it → get → restaurant

“Twelve-year-old Dusty Langby from Warren, NSW, has walked to Canberra to raise funds for Little Wings,” reports Robyn Lewis of Raglan. asserted

Lewis → walk → Raglan

“His walk took less time than a letter from Bathurst to Canberra. asserted

walk → take → Canberra

I’ve always thought walking to Canberra would be quicker than Australia Post. asserted

walking → think → Post