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Murray, T. L. (2026, September 25). 49ers’ Kyle Juszczyk, wife Kristin with legendary mockery of NFL making $15K glass of juice. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/sports/kyle-juszczyk-wife-kristin-create-hilarious-juice-video/
Murray, Thomas L. “49ers’ Kyle Juszczyk, wife Kristin with legendary mockery of NFL making $15K glass of juice.” New York Post, 25 Sept. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/sports/kyle-juszczyk-wife-kristin-create-hilarious-juice-video/.
Murray, Thomas L. “49ers’ Kyle Juszczyk, wife Kristin with legendary mockery of NFL making $15K glass of juice.” New York Post, September 25, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/sports/kyle-juszczyk-wife-kristin-create-hilarious-juice-video/.
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Kyle Juszczyk, a player for the San Francisco 49ers, faced a $14,926 fine from the NFL after pretending to chug a bottle of juice during a touchdown celebration instead of alcohol. To mock the situation humorously, Kyle and his wife Kristin filmed themselves making actual orange juice at home. The video shows them creating a label for an unopened bottle in his locker that reads “NOT BEER,” followed by spilling juice on their kitchen counter in another humorous clip they posted online. Fellow teammate George Kittle also joined the mockery by sharing a photo of Kyle holding a Bud Light beer in a hot tub, despite Kyle’s previous claims about not drinking beer.