Joe Jonas has lined up a buyer for his Brooklyn sky perch, and the deal landed a day before his most famous ex released a new single that Swifties are convinced takes aim at him.
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Swifties → line → him
The Jonas Brothers singer’s three-bedroom condo on the 26th floor of Olympia Dumbo went into contract Sept. 24, according to StreetEasy.
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condo → go → StreetEasy
It had asked $6.75 million since June, when The Post first broke news of the listing, which he had quietly put on the market.
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he → ask → market
Then on Friday, Taylor Swift unleashed “Patient Zero,” and the internet did what the internet does.
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internet → unleash → what
Swift revealed the new track on Sept. 22 as part of “The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore.”
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Swift → reveal → Showgirl
The song is written as a message from one woman to another who is now with a man the singer once dated.
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singer → write → man
Swift casts herself as the first person to catch the emotional sickness he spreads, and offers to help the new girlfriend recover.
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girlfriend → cast → sickness
Fans quickly pointed to “Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner.
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Fans → point → Turner
After the actress split from Jonas, Swift let Turner and her kids stay in her downtown Manhattan apartment during custody talks.
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Turner → split → talks
The two women were photographed together around New York again and again after the breakup.
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women → photograph → breakup
And Swift and Jonas go way back.
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Swift → go → ?
They dated briefly in 2008, and the romance ended over the phone.
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romance → date → phone
Swift later told Ellen DeGeneres about “the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 27 seconds” and moved on.
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who → tell → seconds
Not every Swiftie is sold.
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Swiftie → sell → ?
Some lines seem to fit other exes better, and a reference to social climbing makes little sense for someone as famous as Jonas.
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reference → seem → Jonas
Swift has not named Jonas, Turner or anyone else as the song’s muse.
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Swift → name → muse
As for Jonas’s unit, the final sale price won’t be public until the deal closes and hits city property records.
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deal → close → records
But Jonas was never chasing a windfall.
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Jonas → chase → windfall
He bought the residence in May 2024 for $6.5 million, so his ask sat just $250,000 above what he paid.
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he → buy → what
Once broker commissions and transfer taxes are paid, that margin could shrink to nothing, or flip into a loss.
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margin → pay → loss
The 2,654-square-foot corner unit faces the Manhattan Bridge, the East River and the lower Manhattan skyline through a wall of glass.
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unit → face → glass
The showstopper is a lounge done up in lipstick red, with a walnut bar and a vinyl station, a space that could revert to a fourth bedroom for a buyer who needs guest space.
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who → do → space
The kitchen is dressed in Fior di Bosco marble and hand-blown Bocci light fixtures.
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kitchen → dress → marble
Common charges run $3,590 a month.
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charges → run → 3,590
Carl Gambino of the Gambino Group at Compass represented the seller.
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Gambino → represent → seller
The buyer is moving into one of Brooklyn’s buzziest addresses.
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buyer → move → addresses
Olympia, a Fortis Property Group tower finished in 2024, counts former Nets guard Ben Simmons and “Frozen” songwriters Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez among its buyers.
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Olympia → finish → buyers
Its 32nd-floor penthouse also played Denzel Washington’s home in Spike Lee’s “Highest 2 Lowest,” and sold for $16.25 million.
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penthouse → play → million
The only other penthouse in the building remains available for $15 million.
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penthouse → remain → million
The 33-story waterfront tower holds 76 residences and more than 38,000 square feet of amenities, including indoor and outdoor pools and a tennis court.
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tower → hold → pools
Jonas picked up the unit shortly after his 2023 split from Turner.
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Jonas → pick → Turner
He now divides his time between the US and the UK to be near the two daughters they share.
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they → divide → daughters
He unloaded his longtime Nolita apartment for roughly $5.3 million, and was spotted scouting new digs in Greenpoint in January 2025.
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He → unload → January
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