I'd like to welcome my fellow pumpkin patch AND apple orchard warriors to gameday and Saturday Screencaps.
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It's also a doubleheader sports day with rec soccer and a cross country invitational AT A FARM WHERE THEY'LL HAVE PUMPKINS!
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Plus, Ohio State is playing Illinois.
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State → play → Illinois
I can sacrifice this Saturday.
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Speaking of football, let's stay in Ohio where this took place last night.
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Look at the clock and watch No. 44 as Elyria Catholic is in victory formation.
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You make the call.
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You → make → call
That sure looks like a cheap shot, but I'm not a football expert.
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In college football, the question needs to be asked?
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question → need → football
If it wasn't for this face mask, we might have had a different outcome last night in Bloomington.
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Again, I'll let you guys tell me.
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They have really good receivers and plenty of depth at running back, but is Hoover a championship QB?
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We'll have to wait until mid-October to find out.
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IU gets Rutgers next.
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Email: joe.kinsey@outkick.com
Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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📸 Instagram: @OutKickScreencaps
You guys need to start tagging me on content you're seeing.
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A Screencaps reader thought his son's team was going to get blown out last night
Anonymous writes:
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If you are looking for something to have on in the background tonight on the patio….
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Our son ———— is starting at ———- tonight on ESPN2 at 7:30.
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son → start → 7:30
We’re probably going to get killed so watch early.
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Not only did Brown not get blown out, they were about to get the ball with a chance to go down and win the game.
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Then this happened late in the 4th quarter.
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I can confirm the Brown player who touched the ball IS NOT the son of anonymous.
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Our female readers love Sydney Sweeney, too
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She also has her head on straight.
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And while the guys drool over SS as they ogle her assets, here’s a little something for ladies who love romance:
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Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun have me happily sighing at their beautiful love story.
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🥰 Ladies love both sports 🏀🏈⚾️ and romance
Can any readers beat this?
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– Bill D. fires back at John in Milford, MI:
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Who wrote in about having an iPhone 6, 10, 14, and 18 since he likes to use things until they fail.
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I’m typing this on an iPhone 8 which will be seven years old next February.
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It’s the IBM Selectric typewriter of iPhones.
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I see no reason to upgrade yet.
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Also, on the Madden movie - they couldn’t find an actual fat guy to play John Madden instead of putting Nic Cage in a fat suit?
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Even a slimmed down John Goodman would have been a better choice.
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Goodman → slimme → ?
If Hooters wants to survive
– Barrie in Horn Lake, MS suggests: If Hooters really wants to make a comeback, they need to rebrand themselves as what they used to be - a sports bar with a focus on beautiful women like Sophia Zullo serving delicious hot wings.
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Not a family restaurant where kids are running around the place.
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Rate the new John Madden movie
– Tom B. in Alexandria, VA isn't impressed: I am not a fan of the new movie.
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I watched the trailer and it offended both my senses and sensibilities.
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I agree the voice is not good, but also the mannerisms.
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voice → agree → ?
…and 20 more, not listed.
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