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Vago, S. (2026, September 27). Wind-propelled portable toilets make a run for it at MetLife Stadium. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/us-news/wind-propelled-portable-toilets-make-a-run-for-it-at-metlife-stadium/
Vago, Steven. “Wind-propelled portable toilets make a run for it at MetLife Stadium.” New York Post, 27 Sept. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/us-news/wind-propelled-portable-toilets-make-a-run-for-it-at-metlife-stadium/.
Vago, Steven. “Wind-propelled portable toilets make a run for it at MetLife Stadium.” New York Post, September 27, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/us-news/wind-propelled-portable-toilets-make-a-run-for-it-at-metlife-stadium/.
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Wicked nor'easter winds caused four portable toilets to roll away across a parking lot at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey on Sunday. A man can be heard yelling "Heads up!" as the moving bathrooms approached another person standing nearby. Video posted by Vintage.NewJersey on X shows the toilets eventually stopping after their brief run. The incident highlights the powerful winds that swept through the area, posing a safety concern for those near affected structures.