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Vago, S. (2026, September 27). Oblivious napper escapes death as billboard torpedoes into bench inches from his head: video. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/world-news/oblivious-napper-escapes-death-as-billboard-torpedoes-into-bench-inches-from-his-head-video/
Vago, Steven. “Oblivious napper escapes death as billboard torpedoes into bench inches from his head: video.” New York Post, 27 Sept. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/world-news/oblivious-napper-escapes-death-as-billboard-torpedoes-into-bench-inches-from-his-head-video/.
Vago, Steven. “Oblivious napper escapes death as billboard torpedoes into bench inches from his head: video.” New York Post, September 27, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/09/27/world-news/oblivious-napper-escapes-death-as-billboard-torpedoes-into-bench-inches-from-his-head-video/.
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On September 7, in Chaozhou, China, an oblivious man sleeping shoeless on a roadside bench narrowly avoided death when a truck hit a nearby billboard. The impact caused the billboard to crash towards him, waking him up just inches from his head. According to footage obtained by Fox News, he remained unharmed as the corner of the billboard smashed into a pack of cigarettes next to him instead. Online viewers likened the incident to scenes from "Final Destination" films and some interpreted it as a divine warning against smoking.