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Water brand Liquid Death will make others’ ads

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Smith, B. (2026, September 28). Water brand Liquid Death will make others’ ads. Semafor. https://www.semafor.com/article/09/27/2026/water-brand-liquid-death-will-make-others-ads

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Liquid Death, a billion-dollar water brand known for its edgy marketing approach, is expanding its in-house agency, Death Machine, to work with external clients. CEO Mike Cessario revealed on the podcast Mixed Signals that while the company does not need additional income—projecting $5 million in merch sales alone this year—they are open to working with brands that align with their unique sense of humor and creative standards.

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Liquid Death, a billion-dollar water brand known for its edgy marketing approach, has expanded its in-house creative agency Death Machine to include external clients. The company's CEO, Mike Cessario, told Semafor that while the agency is open to working with other brands, those clients must align with Liquid Death’s unique sense of humor and quality standards. Despite not needing additional revenue—Liquid Death expects around $5 million in merchandise sales this year—the opportunity allows them to share their marketing expertise. However, Cessario emphasized that they are selective about which projects they take on, prioritizing those that fit their brand's ethos over less engaging or time-consuming ones.

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Death Machine Liquid Death Mixed Signals

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Cessario PERSON · 1× Death Machine ORG · 1× Liquid Death ORG · 1× Liz PERSON · 1× Mike Cessario PERSON · 1× Mixed Signals ORG · 1×

Narrative

“It’s like, hey, if you want the Liquid Death magic, we can do that … [but] if you want us to just go make something that’s not good and it’s going to take a lot of our time, it’s like, hey, that’s probably not interesting to us.”

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🔮 “We don’t need” the money, Cessario said, noting the brand will do some $5 million in merch sales alone this year.

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Water brand Liquid Death will make others’ ads · assertive framing

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The water brand Liquid Death is one of the purest marketing stories of the moment: a billion-dollar company that sells the ultimate commodity through edgy comedy. asserted

that → sell → comedy

CEO Mike Cessario told Liz and me on last week’s Mixed Signals that his company’s in-house agency, Death Machine, has also taken on a “few select brands” as external clients. asserted

agency → tell → clients

But they’ll need to understand LD’s hardcore sense of humor. asserted

they → need → humor

“We don’t need” the money, Cessario said, noting the brand will do some $5 million in merch sales alone this year. asserted

brand → need → sales

that → ’ → us