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NYC’s catholic raccoon? ‘Devout’ critter marches into Greenwich Village church during special mass

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Galvin, S. (2026, October 3). NYC’s catholic raccoon? ‘Devout’ critter marches into Greenwich Village church during special mass. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/10/03/us-news/nycs-catholic-raccoon-critter-marches-into-greenwich-village-church-during-special-mass/

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On September 25, a raccoon entered St. Joseph’s Church in Greenwich Village during a special “Night Fire” mass. Video from the church shows the animal calmly walking inside and being directed out by Father Jonah Teller. The incident occurred just before the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi, which includes the Blessing of the Animals ceremony. Father Teller commented that while he hopes the raccoon does not return, its visit serves as a reminder of the feast day’s themes.

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On September 25, a raccoon entered St. Joseph’s Church in Greenwich Village during a special "Night Fire" mass. The critter walked up to the church's candlelit entrance, explored the foyer briefly, and was escorted out by Father Jonah Teller, shocking passersby with its unusual presence. This event occurred just a week before the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi, which is traditionally marked with an animal blessing ceremony at the church. The "Night Fire" mass is held four times annually in this 1833-built church and features extensive use of candles, possibly attracting the raccoon with their light.

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A salvation-seeking raccoon attempted to attend a special mass at a Catholic Church in Greenwich Village. asserted

raccoon → seek → Village

The varmint heard the calling at St. Joseph’s Church on Sept. 25, calmly walking up the candlelit steps and through the front doors of the gorgeous place of worship on Sixth Avenue and Washington Place, video released by the church shows. asserted

video → hear → church

As he passes through the door, the masked bandit sniffs around the foyer, presumably for some food, but was quickly spotted by the Father Jonah Teller, the footage shows. asserted

footage → pass → Teller

The quick-footed pastor closed in on the raccoon, cutting off its path and directing it out the door. It then scampered down the candlelit steps and up 6th Avenue, shocking passersby — “I’ve never seen one of those in the city before!” shouted one. asserted

one → close → city

The critter could have been drawn by the entrancing candle light of the “Night Fire” mass, which the 1833-constructed church holds four times a year. uncertain

church → draw → times

The visitation came just a week before the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi, which is commemorated with the Blessing of the Animals. asserted

which → come → Animals

“I don’t know if his spirit is walking in behind the raccoon, but its a great reminder of St. Francis and of God,” Father Jonah Teller, pastor of the church, told The Post, adding that he hopes the critter does not return. asserted

critter → know → Post

NYC’s catholic raccoon? ‘Devout’ critter marches into Greenwich Village church during special mass

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