Minnesota hadn’t beaten Michigan at home since 1977, but the "little brown jug" is staying in Minneapolis for the next calendar year thanks to a monster performance from the Gophers.
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I don't think it's hard to imagine the feelings right now from Wolverine donors, who dumped a ton of money into this roster, led by quarterback Bryce Underwood's massive paycheck he signed before stepping foot on campus in Ann Arbor.
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After losing to Iowa last weekend on the final play of the game, which was karma for how the Western Michigan game ended to start the season, the Wolverines have now dropped its second straight game in the Big Ten.
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And, it's not looking as if things are going to get any better for head coach Kyle Whittingham in his first season as head coach in Ann Arbor.
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It's a trainwreck, and Michigan donors have to be wondering how one team could waste so much money on a roster they were planning to see fight for a conference title.
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"Besides my marriage and kids being born, this might be the best day of my life," Minnesota coach PJ Fleck said postgame.
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That's right, PJ Fleck and the Gophers added to the misery on Saturday, forcing Bryce Underwood into countless mistakes, while also making this Michigan team look like a middle of the pack Big Ten squad.
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That's the risk schools are taking with paying top-dollar for high school athletes
Welcome to college athletics in this era.
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Sure, some schools have decided to find their talent out of the transfer portal, more importantly at the quarterback position.
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But Michigan, it decided to go all-in on a high school quarterback with plenty of potential.
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In the process, school donors helped secure the talented 5-star with a lucrative contract that would see Underwood be paid around $10 million for the life of his deal in Ann Arbor.
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Not even two full years later, those same donors have to be kicking themselves after taking such a gamble.
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It's gotten so bad at Michigan that the coaching staff has thought long and hard about benching the starting quarterback due to his lackluster performances.
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At some point, Kyle Whittingham will have to pull the trigger and potentially move on, no matter how much money is invested in such a prized recruit at the time.
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It's not as if the Michigan head coach recruited him, and I promise you
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At some point, you have to cut your losses, and that time could be coming sooner rather than later.
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But, once again, this is the risk you take when paying so much money for the college athlete.
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The only return on investment a donor is going to get out of adding funds to the NIL pool is seeing their favorite team hoist a trophy at season's end.
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In this case, I can almost assure you the only trophy Michigan has a chance of raising will come from a meaningless bowl game in December or early January, probably located in Charlotte or Orlando.
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There is nothing being shown on the field that should give Michigan fans hope for the future.
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Yes, I think Kyle Whittingham was the right man for the job in Ann Arbor, but this entire athletic department is a total mess, and there isn’t enough Lysol to clean it up right now.
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But, let's give the credit where it's due today.
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Minnesota beat Michigan, and PJ Fleck is looking better every week since losing to Mississippi State.
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As for those Wolverines...
Well, they are the perfect example of wasted opportunities and wasted money.
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