I didn’t realize that I already had some coffee from yesterday still in the pot and filled up the coffee maker above its capacity this morning.
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I → realize → capacity
Luckily, I heard what was going on as it took place and was able to turn it off before any of the spillage hit the floor.
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any → hear → floor
But, as you can imagine, it wasn’t how I wanted to start the day.
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I → imagine → day
But it fits in perfectly with how this weekend is going.
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weekend → fit → ?
Penn State's season officially came to an end on Friday night with their second straight loss.
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season → come → loss
I said after last week's loss, but I'll say it again.
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I → say → it
I thought James Franklin was gone.
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Franklin → think → ?
The only thing that sort of went my way this weekend was Michigan losing again too.
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Michigan → go → ?
Nobody wants to talk about a couple of unranked losers.
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Nobody → want → losers
Let's see how the No. 8 Florida Gators handled jumping all the way into the Top 10 after last weekend's big win.
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Gators → let → win
They got destroyed on the road by No. 25 Missouri.
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They → destroy → Missouri
You really hate to see that.
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You → hate → that
The Yankees were almost no-hit in a one-run game where they made the Rays starting pitcher look like the best pitcher who has ever lived.
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who → hit → pitcher
They do that at least one game every postseason.
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They → do → that
Hopefully, they're one and done in that department this year.
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they → do → department
The Yankees are expected to have the current best pitcher in Major League Baseball, Cam Schlittler, take the mound on Monday.
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pitcher → expect → Monday
The bats better show up.
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bats → show → ?
Former streaker Kinsey Wolanski takes the mound
Those who have been locked in on sports and pop culture know all about Kinsey Wolanski.
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who → take → Wolanski
She made a name for herself running onto the field during the 2019 Champions League final in a skimpy swimsuit.
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She → make → swimsuit
She's since become an influencer, sports content creator and host.
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She → become → ?
She's also worked with the Las Vegas Raiders.
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She → work → Raiders
This weekend, she took the mound for the Professional Cosmic Baseball team Glow Mojis for an "un-ceremonial first pitch."
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she → take → pitch
Kinsey did a backflip then fired a strike from the rubber.
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Kinsey → do → rubber
She gave up a hit, but the pitch was in the zone and far more impressive than her backflip.
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pitch → give → backflip
I can't do one, but she came close to completely botching the landing.
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she → do → landing
The pitch, while it became a base hit, saved the performance.
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it → become → performance
Chris sends:
SeanJo
What a scene.
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Chris → send → scene
You can't go wrong with ribeye tacos or taking a meal outside on the patio or porch in the fall.
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You → go → fall
Half iron training
- Gen X Warren M writes:
Hey SeanJo,
So to answer your question, I did about 5 months of training for my half iron.
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I → write → iron
I hadn’t planned on racing one this year, and usually I’m already 2-3 months into general triathlon training when I start 70.3 training.
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I → plan → training
Enough friends twisted my rubber arm to sign up in April and I dove in, coming off 7-8 months of mostly marathon training and general running.
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I → twist → training
At the peak, I was hitting 100+ mile weeks (mostly 2-3 bike rides a week).
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I → hit → weeks
One thing that was really cool was the amount of younger triathletes racing.
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that → race → triathletes
20s and 30s lined up and crushed their races.
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20s → line → races
I think it’s great and really shows that it’s not always people in their 40s and 50s.
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it → think → 40s
We all pushed each other, especially that last 5K of the 13.1 mile run.
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We → push → run
The next generation of triathletes are already training and racing!
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generation → train → triathletes
Are you planning to get back out there next year?
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you → plan → ?
And how much time do you typcially take off between them?
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you → take → them
Not that I'm planning to get into it.
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I → plan → it
…and 13 more, not listed.
The Aporia
