'Nightcaps' is a daily column that catches you up on the biggest sports, news and culture stories you may have missed while pretending to do work at your desk.
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It runs Monday-Friday on OutKick.com.
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Because tomorrow, my happy butt is getting on a plane and flying to Myrtle Beach for a little girl's trip with one of my best friends from grad school.
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I am looking forward to a few days of beach-rotting, water sports, seafood and... the Mini Golf Masters.
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And I will be attending Championship Saturday.
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I have no idea what to expect.
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Does everyone have to be quiet and silence their phones?
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Do the professionals absolutely nail the windmill hole every single time?
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Rest assured, I will report back.
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In the meantime, let's do some Nightcaps!
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There's a war going on in Gia Duddy's Instagram comments
You remember Gia Duddy, right?
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She went ultra mega viral as Will Levis' hot girlfriend during the 2023 NFL Draft — until they broke up five minutes later, Levis publicly professed his love for mayonnaise and then Gia became an influencer.
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There was also that video leak... but we won't go there.
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Anyway, now she's dating Bengals wide receiver Andrei Iosivas.
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And I know this because Iosivas confirmed it himself while fighting with some random dude in Gia's Instagram comments.
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It started when Gia posted photos from Sunday's Bengals game, and someone commented asking who her mystery man was.
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Another guy responded, "WR45 on the depth chart Andrei Iosivas."
Which is objectively a pretty funny way to answer that question.
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Iosivas, however, did not find it funny.
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"plz get ur husband off my girls page," he responded, tagging the guy's wife.
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Oh, we're doing this.
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The guy fired back that Iosivas should "get back to running special teams coverage" and said Gia had been "passed around half the league."
Gia then jumped in herself, tagged the wife AGAIN and called the guy a great role model for his daughters.
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From there, it just got nastier, and I'm not going to reprint the whole thing here.
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But I do appreciate finding out about a new relationship via an NFL wide receiver fighting for his life in his girlfriend's Instagram comments.
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Gia does seem to be settling nicely into her second stint as an NFL WAG, though.
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She has to live in Ohio.
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Last week, Gia posted a TikTok lamenting the less glamorous side of WAG life, namely that roster moves keep taking all her friends away.
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One of them was apparently headed to Miami.
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You're going to Miami?
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Bring me with you," she said.
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Apparently eating Skyline Chili and going to King's Island whenever you want aren't selling points for everyone.
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Listen, Gia, it could be worse.
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Your boyfriend might be 45th on the depth chart, but he still makes NFL money.
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You can fly to Miami.
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Brock Purdy is a fashion icon
In an NFL where players arrive to the stadium decked out in designer outfits and carrying $20,000 Louis Vuitton bags (what are they even carrying in there?), you have to respect Brock Purdy's commitment to showing up every Sunday dressed like a Kohl's ad.
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Apparently, Purdy's game-day fits have become enough of a thing that his wife, Jenna, showed him a post from a 49ers fan roasting his fashion choices.
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But this man is not trying to make a fashion statement.
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He just wants to be comfortable, darn it!
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And, honestly, Brock Purdy can show up to Levi's Stadium in cargo shorts, Crocs and a Kirkland Signature polo for all I care.
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The 49ers are 4-0, and through four weeks, he's playing as well as any quarterback in football.
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The NFL's own QB rankings have him at No. 1.
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