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The Return of the Tudors

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Williamson, K. D. (2026, October 7). The Return of the Tudors. The Dispatch. https://thedispatch.com/article/trump-tudors-court-england/

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The Dispatch · collected 2026-10-07 · by Kevin D. Williamson

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The article discusses the widespread cultural reference to a portrait of King Henry VIII holding a turkey drumstick, attributed to Hans Holbein, despite its non-existence. The piece highlights how this imaginary image has become a ubiquitous symbol in various forms of media and popular culture. Illustrations accompany the text to emphasize the point about the fictional yet pervasive nature of this artwork.
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Kevin D. Williamson of The Dispatch wrote an article noting the widespread use of a fictional portrait in popular culture. This imaginary painting depicts King Henry VIII holding a turkey drumstick and is attributed to artist Hans Holbein, despite not actually existing. It appears humorously in various media, from State Farm commercials to heavy metal videos, making it seem real due to its frequent reference. The article highlights how this non-existent artwork has become so ingrained in popular consciousness that people often believe it is a genuine historical piece, illustrating the power of cultural misperception and the persistence of fictional imagery in modern media.

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Who wrote this

Kevin D. Williamson
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The famous Hans Holbein portrait of King Henry VIII holding a turkey drumstick is so universally known and instantaneously comprehended that you see it humorously referenced everywhere from State Farm commercials to heavy metal videos—so famous that you would almost think that it exists, which it doesn’t.
framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-10-07
🔮 The famous Hans Holbein portrait of King Henry VIII holding a turkey drumstick is so universally known and instantaneously comprehended that you see it humorously referenced everywhere from State Farm commercials to heavy metal videos—so famous that you would almost think that it exists, which it doesn’t.
2026-10-07 · The Dispatch
The Return of the Tudors · assertive framing

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The famous Hans Holbein portrait of King Henry VIII holding a turkey drumstick is so universally known and instantaneously comprehended that you see it humorously referenced everywhere from State Farm commercials to heavy metal videos—so famous that you would almost think that it exists, which it doesn’t. asserted
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