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Folker, R. (2026, October 8). 'Sausage smuggler' is caught! 'Thief' who repeatedly stole meat from shop is caught... stuffing it down his trousers. Daily Mail. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16194281/Sausage-thief-stole-meat-shop-trousers.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
Folker, Robert. “'Sausage smuggler' is caught! 'Thief' who repeatedly stole meat from shop is caught... stuffing it down his trousers.” Daily Mail, 8 Oct. 2026, https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16194281/Sausage-thief-stole-meat-shop-trousers.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490.
Folker, Robert. “'Sausage smuggler' is caught! 'Thief' who repeatedly stole meat from shop is caught... stuffing it down his trousers.” Daily Mail, October 8, 2026. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16194281/Sausage-thief-stole-meat-shop-trousers.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490.
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Haydon Lucas, 30, nicknamed the "Sausage Smuggler," was caught on CCTV repeatedly stealing meat products from a BP petrol station in Newbury, Berkshire. Over several weeks, Lucas allegedly stole nearly £600 worth of sausages and other meat items by hiding them down his trousers to avoid detection. Police arrested Lucas on October 6, following an investigation led by the Newbury Neighbourhood Policing team. He was charged with four counts of shoplifting and released on bail, set to appear at Slough Magistrates' Court on November 5. Thames Valley Police humorously noted that while some criminals think outside the box, Lucas thought inside his trousers, emphasizing the unusual nature of his theft method.