If you'd stumbled across Laura Means's social media profiles at random, you'd probably have been irritated by her.
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The 46-year-old executive, originally from ritzy Jackson Hole in Wyoming, loved to brag about her jet-setting lifestyle split between the most aspirational of locales.
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'Waimanalo, HI - Jackson Hole, WY - Park City, UT From the mountains to the oceans... #luckywelivehawaii' her biography on Threads said.
Lucky indeed, with property records showing that Means, her husband Chris and their two children resided in a sprawling $2.5 million home in Hawaii.
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Not satisfied just with life in the Aloha State, Means and her family enjoyed luxurious vacations, with long-haul trips to Amsterdam and Istanbul last summer alone.
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She made sure to prominently display her $2,600 Goyard Belvedere M/M bag in one snap, the distinct chevron patterned material of the exclusive French accessories firm clearly visible.
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But Means is unlikely to be sharing her most recent photo, an unflattering mugshot circulated after she was sentenced for scamming her mom-and-pop employer and the Internal Revenue Service out of a total of $1.8 million.
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She faces a lengthy stretch of time away from the warm breezes and turquoise waters of her adopted home, with a 46-month prison sentence for embezzlement and tax fraud set to begin no later than December.
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Laura Means is pictured on one of her many high-end outings.
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The fraudster posed with husband Chris while wearing a $2,600 Goyard purse
Means is pictured enjoying the canals of Amsterdam - one of two long haul vacations she took last summer while embezzling $1.4 million from her employer
Means embarked on the scam in 2019 while working for Town Square Inns, a family-run hotel chain based in the A-List ski resort of Jackson Hole.
She was hired by the small chain, founded by local businesswoman Clarene Law, four years previously and gradually worked her way up to be its chief financial officer.
Prosecutors said she was in control of the employee payroll, the company's bank account and responsible for reporting tax.
The FBI said that the relationship she had with the family who ran the company was a close one and that they loved her like one of their own.
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So-well regarded was Means that she was allowed to move to Hawaii in 2019 and continue to work for Town Square Inns remotely, with one trip to Wyoming a month.
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Means’s greedy scheme ran out of road in 2022, when Town Square Inns founder Clarene Law died and her daughter Charisse Haws took over the family firm.
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On doing so, she noticed irregularities in their payroll and a number of late filings, an affidavit seen by Cowboy State Daily said.
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The affidavit said that Haws questioned Means over her own pay.
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When an increasingly suspicious Haws went to check the company’s payroll accounts she found she had been locked out of them.
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Means loved to brag about her enviable lifestyle on social media - but it was the product of embezzlement and fraud
A photo Means is unlikely to share on social media.
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She is pictured in her mugshot after her initial arrest for embezzlement in September 2025
Means $2.5 million home in Oahu is pictured.
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She was allowed to work remotely by her trusting employers, who had no idea she was stealing vast sums of money from them
A stock image of Oahu, where Laura Means moved in 2019 while scamming her employer out of vast sums of cash
Haws called in law enforcement and an FBI investigation followed.
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Investigators found that Means was able to hide payments and transfers to her personal accounts because she was flagging them as routine business expenses.
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Federal investigators found that in September of last year alone she had managed to transfer $24,187.26 from the company to her personal bank account.
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They claimed that she then worked to falsify accounting entries in order to cover up what she had done.
Investigators also said that she paid herself twice, once as a full time worker and another as a contractor.
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They found she had paid unauthorized bonuses to herself and even cashed out nearly $77,000 in paid time off that she was not eligible for.
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Means's scheme came crashing down in the most public and humiliating of ways last year during one of her monthly trips back to Wyoming.
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Late last month she was formally sentenced to 46 months in prison on a wire fraud count, and 36 months on a tax charge, with the terms to run concurrently
The FBI said that the relationship she had with the family who ran the company was more personal and that they considered her one of their own
Means and her daughter are seen here in a selfie Means shared of them excercising near her $2.5 million home on Oahu
She was arrested inside the office of the Antler Inn hotel in September 2025, with investigators initially believing she had stolen just over $800,000.
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By the time they filed charges against her in June 2026, the amount Means was found to have embezzled from work and withheld from the IRS swelled to $1.78 million.
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Not happy with stealing from her employers, Means had also been busy depriving the taxman and public services of vital revenue.
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She told the Internal Revenue Service that her salary was $159,923-a-year.
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Prosecutors instead said she actually managed to take home $585,703.29, over $425,000 more than what she actually reported.
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Court papers indicate that she pleaded guilty in July of this year and remained out on a $20,000 bond.
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She was sentenced to 46 months for embezzlement and 36 months for tax fraud in late September, with the punishments running concurrently.
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She must hand over over restitution to the tune of $1,839.980, $355,875.32 to the IRS and $1,484,104.80 to her former employer, with both payments due immediately.
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Means must report to the Bureau of Prisons by December 2 to begin her sentence.
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She could remain in Hawaii, with the state home to one federal lockup.
But it is highly unlikely Means will be sharing any updates from the grim facility, which sits right on the noisy runway of Honolulu's Daniel K. Inouye International Airport.
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