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which → publish → world
Let's have some fun.
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How are you feeling this morning, Cowboys fans?
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That was pure cinema last night when Jerry Jones, 83, took his hand and slammed it into a table as his Cowboys were on their way to a loss to winless Tampa.
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Cowboys → take → Tampa
Part of me actually felt bad for this geriatric, especially after he got all cocky earlier this season with that line about being a dangerous old man with money to burn.
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Uh, you might want to burn some of that money on coaches, Jer.
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The Buccaneers ran for 241 yards.
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Buccaneers → run → yards
Now, that's not all on the defensive coordinator, but this morning's Fort Worth Star-Telegram has a headline stating "In humiliating defeat, Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator looks overwhelmed."
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coordinator → have → defeat
His defense just got lit up by an undrafted quarterback.
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defense → light → quarterback
Let that sink in.
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While Jerry was banging his fist, Cowboys fans were on social media taking out their frustrations with tight end Jake Ferguson on his wife, influencer Haley Cavinder, who showed up to last night's game wearing these "Kiss my Dallas" pants.
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who → bang → pants
"Better divorce now when he still has money cause this was his last game," an angry fan wrote on Instagram.
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fan → divorce → Instagram
"Tell your husband to catch the DAMN BALL," another guy fired off.
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guy → tell → BALL
(Sorry if this Instagram embed doesn't load.
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I swear that's what the pants say on her butt.)
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pants → swear → butt
And then there's this video where Haley is being ruthlessly mocked as well.
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"I assume he likes a lot of butter and eats with his hands?" one guy wrote of Ferguson.
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guy → assume → Ferguson
"It must be something greasy Although that duck that Prescott through was pretty greasy also," another guy tweeted after a late 4th quarter pass to Ferguson bounced off his face mask and into a Tampa defender's hands.
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pass → tweet → hands
It just kept going from there.
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"Maybe give him some extra hand wipes to wash all the butter off his fingers...good grief," some guy named Randy chirped.
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guy → give → fingers
More observations from last night's game:
- I'm not sure how long Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit can remain a team.
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Michaels → remain → game
During the 4th quarter, Al wanted to talk about Tampa's decision to not make it a three-score game with a field goal from the one-yard line.
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it → want → line
Kirk immediately started talking about how the Cowboys decided to go for two after scoring a touchdown.
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Cowboys → start → touchdown
Al, 81, just sat there and didn't even bother revisiting his question about passing on the field goal.
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Al → sit → goal
It pains me to write this, but the Indians-White Sox game had more energy than the football game.
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game → pain → game
I actually muted Amazon and went with the baseball audio even though I couldn't care less about either the Indians or White Sox.
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I → mute → Indians
- Speaking of terrible, you have to be a complete psycho to watch TNF's halftime show.
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I need someone to tell me what I'm missing by not watching Richard Sherman.
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- And I have one more baseball note saved in my phone.
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It was so refreshing to see teams string together hits.
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The two teams combined for 18 hits.
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teams → combine → hits
Balls were flying all over new Comiskey Park.
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Balls → fly → Park
Would it be too much to ask for MY Reds to go get guys who can put the bat on the ball.
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who → ask → ball
You know, like the way baseball was played for like 120 years before dork analytics guys took over.
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guys → know → years
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At this point, you might as well turn out the lights on Hooters
At one point in September, I thought Hooters might be OK.
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Hooters → turn → September
The company announced it was releasing a 2027 bikini calendar, which was a great sign the breastaurant might hold on during these tough economic times.
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breastaurant → announce → times
Then, on Thursday, Screencaps reader David E. tipped me off that he was hearing that the Daytona International Speedway Hooters was dead.
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Hooters → tip → me
The parent company removed the location from its website and updated its Facebook page to say the location had been permanently closed.
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