Geri Halliwell, one would think, has much to be thankful for.
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After a turbulent few years, her husband Christian Horner appears to have secured one of the biggest payouts in sports management history.
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According to reports this week, the former Red Bull F1 Racing CEO has banked a whopping £76million – some £67million believed to be for ‘loss of office’ – the remainder his salary after he was ousted from his role last summer, 18 months after allegations of inappropriate behaviour were made against him by a female colleague.
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Horner, who’d won 14 world championships with the team, was cleared of wrongdoing in two internal investigations but a combination of office politics, a perceived dip in the team’s performance and leaked screenshots of 79 WhatsApp messages between him and the woman effectively sealed his fate.
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combination → win → fate
Horner always denied the claims that were made.
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Not even Geri in a trademark white dress and air of forced nonchalance – rushing to her husband’s side at the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix when the scandal broke – could distract from the furore.
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It was a reversal of fortunes that would test the tightest of couples.
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But against the odds, the Halliwell-Horners appear to have weathered the storm.
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Horner, whose payday will no doubt be supplemented by the publication of his autobiography Drive later this month, also has plans for a score-settling comeback in motorsport, with Red Bull rivals Ferrari.
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Alas, I gather, such assumptions are premature.
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Geri Halliwell met Christian Horner at the 2009 Grand Prix, but the couple became romantically involved in 2014 before marrying in May the following year
Wearing a trademark white dress, Geri rushed to her husband’s side at the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix when the texting scandal broke
According to one source who knows Geri well: ‘She has all the money in the world but now what she wants is social acceptance.
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She intends to rise to the top of the poshest social sets she can find.
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And the first phase of that strategy is a home to match her ambitions.
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According to friends, the couple’s current abode – a palatial multi-million pound Grade II-listed house near the Cotswolds – is no longer deemed grand enough.
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Bought by Christian in the noughties for around £2million, it has undergone a number of renovations since his 2015 marriage to Geri and now boasts indoor and outdoor swimming pools and a kitchen in which only the Aga belonging to the previous owner survived the makeover.
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There is even space for Geri to train her beloved racehorses.
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West Northamptonshire district council recently granted permission for them to build a large horse walker exercise pen and Geri has recently set up two new companies which will see her training horses as a business.
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It’s a new hobby which, by happy coincidence, seems to be cementing her position in the heart of well-heeled country circles.
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One associate told me: ‘What she wants the most is a big house – a really big house – and a gong.’
And if that calls to mind another member of the Spice Girls – step forward Victoria Beckham – that is no chance comparison.
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‘She also wants a house which is much bigger than the Beckhams,’ I’m told.
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Sir David and Lady Beckham own a spectacular home in Great Tew, in the Cotswolds, and earlier this summer the Halliwell-Horners thought they had found a property to trump it.
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Edgcote House in Northamptonshire – on the market for £45million, situated in 1,704 acres with 1,149-acre commercial arable farm plus ‘renowned equestrian facilities’ comprising two professional racing yards with ‘significant sporting potential’ – appeared to tick all their boxes.
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The couple are believed to have made an offer on it in June, only to be ‘blown out of the water’ by an anonymous entrepreneur who bid £52million, and clinched the sale from under their noses in August.
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The property has now disappeared from the website of estate agents Savills.
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One detail, however, will not have been forgotten by Geri.
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As if the home were not perfect enough it had also featured in the BBC’s famous 1995 adaptation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice as the home of Mr Darcy’s rival Charles Bingley.
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For Geri, a writer of children’s books, has considerable literary pretensions and has ‘moved on’ from her singing career.
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One friend tells me: ‘Geri has no interest in the world of the Spice Girls or in pop music.
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Geri → tell → music
Instead she likes to talk about literature and acting, and is very much a social climber.’
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One of the few aspects of her old life that Geri hangs on to is her competition with Victoria, reportedly wanting ‘for Christian to get a knighthood like David Beckham’
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The couple's current abode – a palatial Grade II-listed house near the Cotswolds – is no longer deemed grand enough, according to friends
Sir David Beckham with wife Victoria after he received his knighthood at Windsor Castle in November 2025
Another confides that she believes she could have studied literature at Oxford University if only her father, Lawrence, hadn’t died when she was a teenager and set her on a rackety course of dancing and glamour modelling.
Indeed one of the few aspects of her old life she hangs on to is her competition with Victoria.
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For along with her property aspirations, Geri would like that ‘gong’ to match her former fellow Spice Girl.
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‘At the minimum she would like an MBE like Victoria has, and for Christian to get a knighthood like David Beckham.
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Christian → like → Beckham
That might seem unlikely but just look at how David Beckham rehabilitated himself after his sex scandal [an affair he has always denied with Rebecca Loos, his PA while in Spain playing for Real Madrid],’ says my source.
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Perhaps Geri has been inspired by Beckham’s friendship with the King – the pair share a passion for the countryside and organic farming – as she too has cultivated an unlikely bond with Queen Camilla.
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According to one: ‘You should listen to her speaking voice now.
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She sounds posher than The Queen.’
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Certainly the two women have spent a considerable amount of time together with Geri backing the Queen’s reading initiatives and also supporting her at various engagements linked to the Maggie’s cancer centres.
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women → spend → centres
Apparently they have a warm friendship.
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‘Geri is very good at being charming,’ a friend observed.
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