The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are limbering up for their first public engagement together since coming back to the UK.
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Duke → limber → UK
They have chosen to go this week to Nottingham, which happens to be where they went as a couple for the first time after announcing their engagement in 2017.
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they → choose → 2017
What a difference nine years make.
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years → make → difference
He’s lost his hair, they’ve both lost the affection of the British people and neither of them are working royals any longer.
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neither → lose → them
So why have they chosen to go back to Nottingham where they appeared as the loved-up couple we adored all those years ago?
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we → choose → couple
Are they trying to fly in the face of the King’s very public declaration last month, in a letter sent by the Lord Chamberlain, that they remain ‘private citizens’ rather than working royals, and seeking to re-establish themselves in our hearts?
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they → try → hearts
Is it an indication that, following their recent tours of Australia and other nations where they were treated like royalty, the country where they really want to regain their royal status is the United Kingdom?
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they → follow → status
Looking back at pictures of that initial appearance together, she proudly wearing her new engagement ring, it is clear that they were received rapturously by an army of Britons desperate for a glimpse, or if possible a hug - and Meghan provided them in abundance.
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Meghan → look → abundance
Truly, it must have been a wonderfully happy time for the couple - the sea of Union Jacks was so dense you could hardly see the pair of them.
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you → see → them
Harry and Meghan visit Nottingham on their first official public event together in 2017, two months after announcing their engagement
Amanda Platell asks: 'Is this an indication that the country where they really want to regain their royal status is the United Kingdom?'
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they → visit → status
You can hardly blame them for trying to revisit it.
But that was then and this is now.
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this → blame → it
As Harry will be only too aware after being booed when he appeared in the stands at a Leicester Tigers rugby match last week.
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he → boo → match
It was a response that showed him and Meghan just how far this once-adored couple have sunk in our hearts.
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couple → show → hearts
We don’t need the polls of the Sussexes’ disapproval rating (around 68 per cent, since you ask) to tell us that they are not much welcome here after the way they have treated the Royal Family.
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they → need → Family
Britons were universally appalled by the way they milked and abused their royal status through his autobiography Spare, the Oprah interview and the Netflix docuseries.
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they → appal → autobiography
Making millions by trashing the royals was deeply unpalatable and still sticks in our craw.
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Making → make → craw
Now they want to be welcomed back by us.
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they → want → us
By reprising their first triumphant appearance in Nottingham they seem desperate to go back to the old days, to suggest that we should let bygones be bygones.
But too much has happened since then - too much that we simply cannot forgive - not least that terrible slur they made that senior members of the Royal Family were racist.
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members → reprise → Family
Which brings us to the question of what, exactly, they think their role will be in Britain now they have returned.
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they → bring → Britain
Their Nottingham appearance this week is expected to follow a format that’s strikingly similar to that of their original trip, with visits to charities and all the razzmatazz of a royal tour.
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that → expect → tour
It follows Meghan’s very public ‘private’ tea last week with Nobel Prize-winning campaigner Malala Yousafzai with whom she was pictured at the front entrance of Claridge’s Hotel in central London and whose charity, the Duchess let it be known, she would be supporting.
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she → follow → charity
Harry’s grandmother the late Queen declared that when he and Meghan decided to leave the royal fold they could not be half-in and half-out.
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they → declare → fold
With that letter from the Lord Chamberlain, the King reiterated that they cannot be considered working royals.
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they → reiterate → Chamberlain
Yet they give every appearance of wanting to be just that while they continue to cash-in - Meghan reportedly plans to sell her As Ever products in the UK, while Harry was reportedly paid $100,000 for making a speech on mental health.
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Harry → give → health
To my mind they seem cynically determined to ignore the late Queen’s diktat, and planning to exploit their royal connections literally for all they are worth.
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they → seem → all
They may think it’s a cunning plan.
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it → think → ?
But it won’t work.
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it → work → ?
If they continue in this vein, those boos for Harry in a rugby ground will soon be heard around the country.
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boos → continue → country