Dead man “wokeing.”
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man → wokee → ?
Mummies might not curse defilers from the afterlife, but that doesn’t mean you should display their remains, apparently.
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you → curse → remains
A Scottish museum has been branded “woke” after reportedly removing a museum’s mummies because the individuals hadn’t given their consent.
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individuals → brand → consent
Indeed, visitors to Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum will notice new signs at certain exhibits declaring that curators “removed human remains from this display as a mark of respect,” the Telegraph reported.
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Telegraph → notice → respect
The so-called canceled artifacts included a mummified male head, a mummified foot, a mummified right hand recovered from the Valley of the Kings in Luxor, Egypt and the remains of a priest called Nekt.
Glasgow Life, a publicly funded non-profit that oversees the Scottish city’s cultural institutions, claimed that the unorthodox move “reflects contemporary museum practice,” the Daily Mail reported.
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Mail → call → practice
“The International Council of Museums’ revised Code of Ethics, published in June 2026, states that museums ‘should uphold the inherent dignity of human remains and promote respect for their significance,'” a spokesperson declared.
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spokesperson → revise → significance
“Glasgow Life Museums’ draft Human Remains Policy proposes that human remains should only be displayed where there is documented and informed consent from the deceased individual or, in appropriate circumstances, their descendants.”
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remains → propose → circumstances
They added, “In the absence of such consent, we believe removing ancient Egyptian human remains from display is more respectful to the deceased individuals.”
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removing → add → individuals
Culture vultures were appalled at this alleged desecration.
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vultures → appal → desecration
“I really struggle to see who benefits from this, or how it’s showing anyone more respect,” vented one X poster, while another fumed, “The HR-ification of our society is infuriating.”
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ification → struggle → society
A third wrote, “The museum sector is ideologically possessed these days.
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sector → write → ?
[I] walked around a museum in Bath recently and every sign had a second sign under it where some victim group pertaining to the first sign had to be called out.
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group → walk → sign
Meanwhile, visitor Johnny McFarlane claimed that the removal robbed him and his daughter of a fun and educational experience.
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removal → claim → experience
“My daughter has a book on the ancient Egyptians and has been quite animated by it so we took her to Kelvingrove Museum to see their mummy,” he lamented on X alongside a pic of the sign.
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he → have → sign
“Except, it’s no longer there.
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it → ’ → ?
All ‘human remains’ gone with the following sign up in place of exhibits that have been there for years.”
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that → go → years
Chris McGovern, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education and a former adviser to the Policy Unit at 10 Downing Street, labeled the decision “virtue-signalling, woke nonsense.”
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McGovern → label → decision
“It represents the triumph of educational stupidity and ignorance,” the official declared.
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official → represent → stupidity
“It is not possible to seek permission from those who died thousands of years ago.”
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who → seek → years
He added, “visitors to Scottish museums, children in particular, deserve better — they are being short-changed.”
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they → add → better
McGovern urged local institutions to follow the lead of the “great museums in Egypt” and “display mummies and human remains in a respectful way.”
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McGovern → urge → way
Scottish Tory culture spokesman Murdo Fraser also condemned the move, labeling it a symptom of PC culture run amok.
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Fraser → condemn → culture
“Even Egyptian mummies are now being cancelled by a society so obsessed with modern sensibilities that it has lost all sense of perspective,” he said.
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he → cancel → perspective
“People visit museums to learn about ancient civilisations, not to see history hidden away because it fails to meet today’s ideological standards.
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it → visit → standards
“Glasgow’s museums should be showcasing our history, not quietly removing it to appease the latest trend in political correctness.”
Despite the outcry, this is apparently just the beginning of the wrap battle.
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this → showcase → battle
Glasgow Life said it also plans to remove other so-called problematic human remains from Kelvingrove as well as the St. Mungo Museum of Religious Art and Life.
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it → say → Art
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