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2026-08-31 · New York Post

Rams have NFL’s second-oldest roster, you wont believe who’s first

🔮 Youth may offer fresher legs, but experience matters when January football becomes a street fight. assertive

2026-09-17 · New York Post

Inside Pawn Shop, the star-studded LA sports bar backed by Mark Cuban and Andrew Friedman

🔮 Dodgers’ shortstop Mookie Betts met with the company and will now feature his Tequila Providencia behind the bar. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Matthew Stafford reveals secret behind throws few NFL QBs can make

🔮 If you took away his uniform, pads and helmet — and just watched his throwing arm — you would think the Rams quarterback looked more like an MLB shortstop than the reigning NFL MVP. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

After 18 NFL seasons, one thing still gets Matthew Stafford fired up

🔮 McVay of course is referencing the Neuralyzer, the memory-wiping device from the movie that Will Smith’s character famously refers to as the “flashy thing.” assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Dodgers battle MLB’s brutal injury toll as historic World Series three-peat chase begins

🔮 Maybe, their slip to 11th is coming at the perfect time. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Rams star Puka Nacua’s mysterious injury puts Monday Night Football status in doubt

🔮 The question now is could this injury be connected to Nacua’s previous psoas, core/lower back injury suffered during the joint practice against the Cowboys or is this something new entirely? assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

Rams star predicts ‘chaos’ at SoFi Stadium as Aaron Donald prepares for long-awaited return

🔮 But on Monday night, the future Hall of Famer will become part of their present. assertive

2026-09-20 · New York Post

Wayne Knight runs wild as UCLA survives Big Ten scare to stay perfect

🔮 For a few uncomfortable minutes Saturday night, the honeymoon looked like it might end before UCLA even finished unpacking. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Whose house? Rams return home as Aaron Donald makes long-awaited comeback against Giants

🔮 His encore could feature Donald, who plans to make his first appearance since 2023. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Over 1,000 days since he last played there, Aaron Donald is ready to unleash hell at SoFi Stadium

🔮 So at SoFi Stadium on Monday night, turn down the lights, crank up the music and just let No. 99 walk out of the tunnel. Because for the first time in over two-and-a-half years, Aaron Donald plans to play professional football again when the Rams host the New York Giants in their home opener in primetime. And when Donald emerges from that tunnel wearing his jersey and shoulder pads again, seismologists might need to check the Richter Scale because SoFi Stadium is going to shake. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Rams without Puka Nacua for ‘Monday Night Football’ tilt against Giants

🔮 That could push Konata Mumpfield, CJ Daniels, Xavier Smith and Tutu Atwell into larger roles alongside Davante Adams, while Stafford could lean heavily on tight ends Tyler Higbee, Colby Parkinson, Terrance Ferguson and Davis Allen. assertive

2026-09-22 · New York Post

LeBron James, Jessica Alba and Tarik Skubal lead star-studded crowd for ‘Monday Night Football’

🔮 Then there was LeBron James, the former longtime Lakers superstar and newest member of the Philadelphia 76ers, who apparently couldn’t resist doing a little quarterbacking from his suite. assertive

2026-09-22 · New York Post

Rams-Giants takeaways: Davante Adams erupts as Aaron Donald changes everything

🔮 Maybe all the Los Angeles Rams needed was a good night’s sleep. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Aaron Donald’s Rams honeymoon is over as Broncos, Bo Nix await in Denver

🔮 Nearly three years after his last NFL snap, Donald was able to soak in the love from Rams’ fans who probably never imagined they would ever see No. 99 in a uniform again. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Rams likely without Puka Nacua for daunting Sunday night test in Denver

🔮 The good news is the Rams don’t believe this will become a long-term absence. assertive

2026-09-26 · New York Post

Yes, Josiah Stewart has 18 siblings. But the viral story isn’t what you think

🔮 With 18 siblings, you could almost field your own 11-on-11 family football game. assertive

2026-09-27 · New York Post

USC linebacker celebrates after brutal hit sends Oregon QB Dante Moore to hospital

🔮 But the ugliest part may have come afterward. assertive

2026-09-27 · New York Post

Rams, Broncos finally look like contenders again ahead of Mile High Sunday night showdown

🔮 Maybe we should just toss out Week 1. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Rams lose key defender Jaylen Watson to scary shoulder injury against Broncos

🔮 The timing could hardly have been worse for Watson, but the scoreboard softened the blow. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Rams run out of oxygen at Mile High in stunning second-half collapse against Broncos

🔮 Maybe somebody forgot to refill the oxygen tanks at halftime. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Matthew Stafford makes unwanted NFL history at worst possible time in Rams’ crushing loss

🔮 He picked up one Sunday night that he might prefer to leave behind at Mile High. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

‘Rams got robbed’: Controversial call that may have changed everything in brutal Broncos loss

🔮 There’s the phrase Rams fans will undoubtedly carry with them out of Denver: Rams got robbed. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Rams get mixed bag update on Jaylen Watson after scary shoulder injury

🔮 Rams head coach Sean McVay revealed Monday that Watson suffered a dislocated right shoulder late in the first half of Sunday night’s 30-26 loss to the Denver Broncos and will miss multiple games. assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Cubs-Padres playoff rematch flips the script — and home field could change everything

🔮 One year after the Chicago Cubs eliminated the San Diego Padres in three games at Wrigley Field in the 2025 National League Wild Card Series, the two teams will meet again in a rematch Tuesday night at Petco Park. assertive

2026-09-30 · New York Post

Michael King silences Cubs as Padres turn Game 1 into blowout

🔮 So much for the 55 runs, the 23-3 humiliation in July and all the evidence the Chicago Cubs could carry into October suggesting they had the San Diego Padres’ number. assertive

2026-10-01 · New York Post

Matthew Stafford reveals real reason he made Taylor Swift cameo

🔮 The Staffords filmed their appearance sometime during the offseason, although the 38-year-old quarterback admitted he couldn’t remember exactly when. assertive

2026-10-01 · New York Post

New Padres owner takes hilarious ‘dinosaurs’ jab at Dodgers — and fans immediately fire back

🔮 And if October cooperates, perhaps the two will have another matter to discuss. assertive

2026-10-01 · New York Post

‘Holy Sheets!’ Padres get their Cubs revenge, sweep Wild Card rematch to reach NLDS

🔮 What it means San Diego advances to the NLDS for the second time in three years and third time in five seasons, where the Padres will face the Milwaukee Brewers beginning Saturday. assertive

2026-10-02 · New York Post

Puka Nacua opens up about ‘sharp pains’ from injury; Aaron Donald concern grows

🔮 Puka Nacua is back on the practice field and expected to play on Sunday against the Eagles in Philadelphia. assertive

2026-10-02 · New York Post

Aaron Donald’s Rams comeback hits first roadblock with back injury sidelining him vs. Eagles

🔮 The Los Angeles Rams defensive tackle will not play Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field after back soreness kept the 35-year-old out of practice throughout the week. assertive

2026-10-03 · New York Post

Padres-Brewers NLDS matchup breakdown: Who has the edge in October showdown?

🔮 Maybe the Padres like facing the National League Central Division. assertive

2026-10-04 · New York Post

The insane ballpark rule behind Padres’ brutal NLDS heartbreak

🔮 San Diego could challenge whether the ball struck the structure over fair or foul territory, but not whether France had been robbed of a likely go-ahead homer. assertive

2026-10-04 · New York Post

Rams snatch victory from jaws of defeat with wild fourth-quarter comeback

🔮 PHILADELPHIA — Maybe the rain didn’t wash away the Rams’ season. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

Here’s what Sean McVay told Rams in sideline huddle that sparked stunning Eagles comeback

🔮 So late in the third quarter, with the Rams trailing the Eagles 20-10 and their season seemingly circling the drain, McVay gathered the entire offense together around him on the sidelines and delivered an impromptu sermon that sparked a fourth quarter comeback that we could be talking about come January and February as the moment that changed the season. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

How a 22-year-old Jackson Chourio beat baseball’s most overpowering closer with the Brewers down to their last strike

🔮 “Happy I could come through with that hit there,” Chourio said through an interpreter. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

Rams could get massive Aaron Donald boost just in time for Josh Allen, Bills

🔮 Aaron Donald appears ready to bring some reinforcements to a Rams defense that just proved it could survive without him on Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles. mixed

2026-10-06 · New York Post

Padres’ best plan to save their season might sound crazy: Do absolutely nothing

🔮 As the San Diego Padres head home to the friendly confines of Petco Park for Game 3 of the National League Division Series against the Milwaukee Brewers it would behoove them to take a page out of Douglas Adams’ sci-fi comedy series “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Padres lose Mason Miller at worst possible time before NLDS elimination game

🔮 The Padres will face elimination Tuesday night without the most terrifying arm in their bullpen. assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Padres refuse to die as unlikely heroes save season against Brewers

🔮 San Diego struck first against former Dodgers’ pitcher Dustin May after Samad Taylor — inserted into the lineup when Gavin Sheets was scratched with a neck issue — singled and stole second. assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s ridiculous postseason streak reaches historic territory

🔮 Give Yoshinobu Yamamoto three runs of support and you might as well start shaking hands with your opponent. assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Kiké Hernández is closing in on ‘Mr. October’ after latest historic Dodgers moment

🔮 Maybe prior to their World Series run inside the bubble in 2020, people could call Kiké Hernández’s postseason success a “hot streak.” But now he’s passed the point of it just being a hot streak, success in the playoffs is now a part of his identity. assertive

2026-10-08 · New York Post

Braves pitcher unleashes NSFW reaction to defensive meltdown against Dodgers

🔮 The Atlanta Braves right-hander was doing everything he could to keep his team’s season alive Wednesday night. assertive

2026-10-08 · New York Post

Another October heartbreak: Padres’ championship dreams die as Brewers set up Dodgers showdown

🔮 The Brewers, owners of baseball’s best regular-season record, will now face the two-time defending World Series champion Dodgers in the sequel to last year’s NLCS. assertive

2026-10-09 · New York Post

Rams get major injury boost ahead of Josh Allen showdown

🔮 “That’s what the hope is, yes,” Rams coach Sean McVay said when asked whether Donald would play Monday. assertive

2026-10-09 · New York Post

Cowboys fan runs over TV with truck in crazy meltdown after embarrassing loss to Buccaneers

🔮 The meltdown came after Dallas somehow managed to lose at home to an 0-4 Buccaneers team starting undrafted rookie quarterback Jalon Daniels in place of injured starter Baker Mayfield. assertive

2026-10-10 · New York Post

Jaylen Watson reveals secret weapon that could allow him to play vs Bills on MNF

🔮 It could also be the difference between finishing a tackle and finding himself right back on the injury report. assertive

2026-10-10 · New York Post

Puka Nacua literally ate the competition after Rams beat Eagles

🔮 According to Nacua, there were Philly cheesesteaks on the plane and that might have been the real reward for the Rams. assertive

2026-10-10 · New York Post

Rams get three starters back for Bills showdown, but one superstar must wait

🔮 Instead, Watson will return after missing just one game, and is expected to wear a protective harness that is designed to restrict his shoulder’s range of motion and reduce the risk of another dislocation. assertive

2026-10-12 · New York Post

Another Hollywood ending? Why the Rams could stun Josh Allen and the Bills on Monday night

🔮 After three quarters of offensive ineptitude in Philadelphia, the Rams rallied with a fourth quarter resurrection that would have made Rocky Balboa proud. assertive

2026-10-12 · New York Post

Why losing Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett might have made the Rams’ defense even stronger

🔮 You won’t hear an NFL head coach say that the best thing that could happen to his football team is to lose a couple of its best players. assertive

2026-10-13 · New York Post

Another miracle wasted: Rams’ special teams disaster turns Hollywood ending into heartbreak against Bills

🔮 After a heavyweight battle featuring eight lead changes and two ties in regulation, the Rams couldn’t finish the job in overtime, suffering another gut-wrenching defeat despite Stafford’s late heroics. assertive

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Rams’ Alaric Jackson wins appeal as Bradley Chubb reveals what sparked fight

🔮 Hearing officer Derrick Brooks, jointly appointed by the NFL and NFL Players Association, handed down the decision Wednesday, giving Jackson and the Rams a significant break. Jackson will now miss only Sunday’s Week 6 matchup against the Arizona Cardinals, with veteran David Quessenberry expected to start at left tackle in his place. assertive

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Baseball royalty goes to war over risque Megan Fox and Sydney Sweeney MLB playoff ads

🔮 If you’ve been watching the MLB Playoffs this October, it’s been hard to miss advertisements featuring Sydney Sweeney in her underwear, Megan Fox in a red bodysuit selling erectile dysfunction pills, or the latest horror movie set to hit theaters this Halloween. assertive

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Praying mantis refuses to leave Jackson Chourio alone in hilarious NLCS moment

🔮 Chourio couldn’t stop smiling throughout the ordeal, providing one of the funniest moments of the postseason. assertive

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Did Miguel Rojas jinx the Dodgers? His bold World Series cleats are aging terribly

🔮 Somebody might want to tell Miguel Rojas that it’s not a good idea to get ahead of yourself when it comes to winning championships. assertive

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Sean McVay reveals Mike Tomlin’s NSFW advice about coaching in NFL

🔮 His Rams suffered a gut-wrenching 37-34 overtime loss to Buffalo on Monday Night Football, watched another potential victory disappear amid special teams failures and then learned starting left tackle Alaric Jackson would be suspended for punching Bills linebacker Bradley Chubb after the game. assertive

2026-10-16 · New York Post

Myles Garrett’s stunned reaction to Dodgers’ epic NLCS meltdown says it all

🔮 Unfortunately for Garrett, there was nothing he could do to stop the Dodgers’ bullpen from getting battered on Thursday night. assertive

2026-10-16 · New York Post

Young Brewers fan trolls Dodgers with savage Halloween costume after humiliating NLCS sweep

🔮 Now, even elementary school kids in Wisconsin are getting their shots in and trolling the reigning champs. Less than 24 hours after the Brewers completed their stunning four-game sweep of the two-time defending World Series champions, a young Milwaukee fan showed up to his school’s Halloween party Friday dressed as a battered Dodgers player. Complete with a Dodgers uniform, baseball pants and fake blood, the youngster delivered the punchline with the kind of comedic timing that would make a professional stand-up comedian jealous. “Ow, I got beat up by the Brewers,” the boy proclaimed in a hilarious video posted to Instagram by his mother, Alexa Dobry. assertive

2026-10-16 · New York Post

Rams ‘Conductor’ finally meets his match — and gets a surprise he’ll never forget

🔮 Hindoyan, who will conduct Georges Bizet’s Carmen at LA Opera from Oct. 17 through Nov. 7, invited Turner and his family to attend the production in downtown Los Angeles. assertive

2026-10-17 · New York Post

Rams shed 100 pounds at kicker, but special teams problems still weigh ton

🔮 And Sunday’s matchup against the Cardinals at SoFi Stadium will provide an immediate test of whether this latest overhaul represents actual progress or simply another rearranging of the deck chairs on the Titanic. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Mike LaFleur knows all Rams secrets, but can Sean McVay outsmart former pupil?

🔮 Sitting inside LaFleur’s head is a treasure trove of intelligence on the Rams that would make any CIA operative jealous. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Meet Rams forgotten veteran suddenly tasked with protecting Matthew Stafford

🔮 On Sunday afternoon at SoFi Stadium, the veteran offensive tackle will suddenly become one of the most important men on the field, entrusted with protecting Matthew Stafford’s blind side in a must-win NFC West showdown against the Cardinals. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Rams’ kicking curse strikes again as new kicker Blake Grupe gets hurt

🔮 At this point, somebody might want to check whether the Los Angeles Rams’ special teams unit was built on an ancient burial ground. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Rams’ season hits new low after stunning last-second Cardinals loss

🔮 But the Rams couldn’t turn the takeaway into a touchdown, settling for a 44-yard field goal from newly signed kicker Blake Grupe. assertive

2026-10-19 · New York Post

Rams’ nightmare gets worse as Davante Adams suffers scary knee injury in heartbreaking loss

🔮 Just when it seemed the Los Angeles Rams’ season couldn’t get any worse, one of their biggest stars went down without anybody touching him. assertive

2026-10-19 · New York Post

Sean McVay delivers brutal warning to Rams after embarrassing loss to Cardinals

🔮 Even Matthew Stafford’s remarkable fourth-quarter touchdown drive couldn’t save them. assertive

2026-10-19 · New York Post

Matthew Stafford, Puka Nacua deliver sobering messages after Rams’ stunning loss to Cardinals: ‘We are what our record is’

🔮 Running back Kyren Williams, asked about the team’s inability to sustain energy between possessions, offered a pointed response, saying he didn’t know because he “wasn’t out there.” assertive

2026-10-20 · New York Post

Rams’ kicking nightmare continues as Sean McVay turns to yet another veteran

🔮 For an organization that prides itself on finding answers, the kicking position remains a glaring indictment of its personnel decisions. The Rams have changed kickers frequently and the only question now is how long McManus will last. assertive

2026-10-22 · New York Post

Rams’ injury nightmare gets even worse as Puka Nacua suffers new setback

🔮 And now, they might have lost one of the most important players they can least afford to lose. assertive

2026-10-23 · New York Post

Rams’ injury nightmare gets worse as another defensive star ruled out

🔮 McVay confirmed McDuffie will sit out Friday’s session and is questionable against Las Vegas. assertive

2026-10-25 · New York Post

Vegas, baby, Vegas! Why the Rams’ season could go bust in Sin City

🔮 “Vegas, baby, Vegas!” Thirty years later, Sean McVay and the Los Angeles Rams could use a similar intervention. Because what began as a season filled with Super Bowl aspirations has become a five-alarm fire, and the team that dreamed of playing for a Lombardi Trophy in its own stadium might need a miracle just to escape the NFC West basement. assertive

2026-10-25 · New York Post

Sean McVay is the reason the Rams are falling apart — and the only man who can fix them

🔮 Afterward, McVay admitted he regretted the decision. “I wish I would have had a better play call and gone forward, got it a lot tighter. assertive

2026-10-25 · New York Post

Matthew Stafford makes NFL history with record-breaking touchdown pass against Raiders

🔮 For a Rams team desperately trying to climb out of last place in the NFC West, Stafford’s historic afternoon couldn’t have come at a better time. assertive

2026-10-25 · New York Post

Rams receiver opens up about Davante Adams injury, stepping into spotlight

🔮 That physical mentality could prove invaluable Sunday against a Raiders defense that has struggled to limit yards after the catch. assertive

2026-10-26 · New York Post

Sean McVay delivers best coaching performance of season as Rams beat Raiders, revive playoff hopes

🔮 After a week in which the Rams lost Davante Adams, Poona Ford, Kobie Turner and Blake Grupe to significant injuries, with Trent McDuffie and Nate Landman also sidelined and Puka Nacua battling a calf injury, McVay could have spent his postgame press conference explaining why his depleted roster couldn’t compete. assertive

2026-10-30 · New York Post

Aaron Donald and Puka Nacua’s candid reaction to alarming CTE study

🔮 But Thursday, they were confronted with a sobering reminder that football’s most devastating hits might not reveal their consequences for decades. assertive

2026-11-01 · New York Post

From the hot seat to Halloween hero: Lincoln Riley shocks No. 2 Ohio State in USC’s biggest win in years

🔮 Entering Saturday’s BIG10 showdown on Saturday, Lincoln Riley was running out of excuses, running out of goodwill and, depending on whom you asked, running out of time as head coach of the USC Trojans. assertive

2026-11-01 · New York Post

Rams win Battle for LA as Chargers’ winless nightmare hits new low

🔮 Fortunately for Sean McVay, the Los Angeles Chargers were more than willing to take that burden off their hands. assertive

2026-11-02 · New York Post

Chargers’ misery hits ironic 26-year low that’ll have Jim Harbaugh, Mike McDaniel on hot seat

🔮 At this rate, they might need Waze to tell them how to get there. assertive

2026-11-02 · New York Post

Aaron Donald’s embarrassing blunder has Rams laughing hysterically

🔮 Even injured Rams superstar Myles Garrett, watching from a nearby exercise bike, couldn’t contain his amusement. assertive

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👤 Michael Duarte

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