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2026-09-05 · New York Post

LSU makes surprise roster decision on former NFL players one day after legal win

🔮 LSU had until Friday night to make the decision about whether it would add Wright and Harris for Week 1. assertive

2026-09-05 · New York Post

Tennis fans lose their minds as Carlos Alcaraz goes shirtless after US Open third-round win

🔮 “I felt like, you know, I could hide it for at least one match,” Alcaraz added. assertive

2026-09-17 · New York Post

Sam Darnold ruled out for Week 2 as Seahawks make key decisions at quarterback

🔮 ESPN reported that the Seahawks believe Darnold could miss four weeks with the injury, with one source telling the Worldwide Leader that it is possible the signal-caller could return for a Week 5 game against the rival 49ers. assertive

2026-09-17 · New York Post

ESPN host Shae Cornette pleads with Arch Manning to take ‘strong learning lesson’ after viral Holly Rowe video controversy

🔮 And maybe that’s unfair given his age and his immaturity level still, and what he’s going through at his age. assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

Omar Cooper Jr. lands on IR as Jets’ wide receiver group takes hit

🔮 Earlier this week, it was reported by NFL Network that he was considered week-to-week and could avoid an IR stint. assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

ESPN reporter ‘made it out alive’ after vintage Bill Belichick sideline interview

🔮 The eight-time Super Bowl champ’s week has been filled with news, as the school — amid an internal probe into the team — revealed that his son, defensive coordinator Steve Belichick, will resign from the program when his medical leave ends on Oct. 27. assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

Jordon Hudson supports North Carolina days after Bill Belichick called out ‘flat-out lie’ about her

🔮 His son, defensive coordinator Steve Belichick, is set to resign in late October after going on medical leave in August. assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

Steve Cohen reveals Mets plan to ‘add certain voices’ to front office after ‘frustrating’ 2026 season

🔮 But with a bevy of new faces, the Mets will not only miss the postseason again, but will end the season under .500 for the first time since 2023. In short, owner Steve Cohen feels this year has been “pretty frustrating.” Access the Mets beat like never before Join Post Sports+ for exciting subscriber-only features, including real-time texting with Mike Puma about the inside buzz on the Mets. Try it freeExpect some new names in the front office next year. assertive

2026-09-22 · New York Post

Odell Beckham Jr.’s gut-wrenching response to Jaxson Dart’s Giants injury heartbreaker

🔮 After the game, head coach John Harbaugh didn’t go into detail about the nature of the injury but said it was likely in the “neighborhood” of an MCL sprain and not the “devastating outcome” it could have been. assertive

2026-09-23 · New York Post

Ex-Yankees reliever Camilo Doval DFA’d by Pirates after brutal season

🔮 Doval was viewed as one of the prizes of the 2025 trade deadline when the Yankees acquired him from the Giants and David Bednar from the Pirates in moves that looked like they would lock down the late innings. assertive

2026-09-23 · New York Post

Why Keith Hernandez is ‘absolutely thrilled’ with Mets’ full-time Andy Green hire

🔮 Mets announced Tuesday that Green, who had the interim manager tag on after replacing Carlos Mendoza midseason, would be returning as the full-time skipper with a three-year contract. assertive

2026-09-26 · New York Post

Air Force One does majestic flyover before Trump attends highly aniticipated Texas-Tennessee game

🔮 Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian told reporters Thursday that both teams would have to be prepared for communication contingency plans. assertive

2026-09-26 · New York Post

Justin Verlander’s 7-year-old daughter removes him from final MLB start in tear-jerker moment

🔮 The 43-year-old future Hall of Famer announced earlier this year that this season would be his last, and Saturday’s outing against the Pirates marked his final time on a big league field. assertive

2026-09-30 · New York Post

Phillies complete Game 2 comeback over Braves with historic ABS challenge to end it

🔮 The Phillies might be the first MLB team to seal a playoff win on an ABS challenge, but they’re not even the first pro team to do so in the last week. assertive

2026-10-01 · New York Post

What Jim Harbaugh told brother John about J.J. McCarthy before Giants trade

🔮 tRY IT NOWAnd the Chargers bench boss believes the new pair could be a perfect match. assertive

2026-10-01 · New York Post

Yankees go wild in champagne celebration as Red Sox star feels ‘like s–t’ in duality of clubhouses

🔮 On the other side, the Red Sox, who made a magical run in the summer just to get over .500 and turn into playoff contenders, saw their postseason hopes get dashed as quickly as they could. assertive

2026-10-06 · New York Post

Max Fried will take the bump for Yankees’ ALDS Game 3 — whether his girlfriend gives birth or not

🔮 Tuesday, Fried said he did not wish to talk about the “personal stuff,” but he acknowledged the exciting development for his family while stating that whatever happens, he will be on the mound. assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Possible hurricane threatens Alabama-Georgia game Trump slated to attend: ‘Nightmare scenario’

🔮 But there might be one thing out of anyone’s control that could make for a brutal situation: extreme weather. mixed

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Alex Cora turns down Phillies and plans to sit out 2027 season

🔮 World Series-winning Red Sox manager Alex Cora informed the Phillies that he plans to sit out the 2027 season, meaning he will not be going to Philadelphia, The Post’s Jon Heyman confirmed. assertive

2026-10-08 · New York Post

Yankees’ season ends in disappointment again as Rays sweep ALDS

🔮 The Yankees again beat the Red Sox in the first round but could not get past a division champion foe in the next series. assertive

2026-10-09 · New York Post

Marshall Manning, 15-year-old son of Hall of Famer Peyton, already has multiple college offers on table

🔮 Marshall Manning might still be a few years away from his next steps in football, but that hasn’t slowed his college recruiting process. mixed

2026-10-09 · New York Post

Jerry Jones, George Pickens go berserk after Cowboys suffer brutal home loss to Buccaneers

🔮 “I, of course, appreciated any chance we might have had there near the end,” Jones told reporters after the game. assertive

2026-10-10 · New York Post

Bill Belichick is all smiles — and even has jokes — after getting first win over ranked opponent

🔮 North Carolina, now 3-2 and arguably with the signature win of Belichick’s season and a half at the college level, gave a more standard-fare answer about what the next steps for his football team would be. assertive

2026-10-11 · New York Post

Oklahoma stuns No. 1 Texas in final seconds after Arch Manning throws two fourth-quarter interceptions

🔮 Texas will host Florida, which suffered its own disastrous loss on Saturday to South Carolina, next Saturday. assertive

2026-10-14 · New York Post

Bills coach boldly threatens star James Cook of ‘consequences’ notice as fumble issue persists

🔮 James Cook might be third in the league in rushing, but that doesn’t mean he can abandon his main task for the Bills — holding on to the football. assertive

2026-10-16 · New York Post

Ryan Fitzpatrick brutally shreds ‘almost disrespectful’ Bo Nix after another woeful night

🔮 The Broncos might’ve come away with a thrilling win on Thursday, but that didn’t mean their quarterback was beyond reproach. assertive

2026-10-17 · New York Post

Indiana’s 22-game win streak gets snapped by inches in most heartbreaking fashion

🔮 Indiana learned that in maybe the most heartbreaking fashion possible on Saturday afternoon. assertive

2026-10-17 · New York Post

Steve Sarkisian gets cagey about Arch Manning’s starting job after another ugly Texas loss

🔮 “Everybody was taking turns, it would be easy for me to say ‘Hey, Arch was the problem today,'” Sarkisian said. assertive

2026-10-21 · New York Post

Michigan benching Bryce Underwood for Tommy Carr in $12 million QB shakeup

🔮 One day after the Wolverines remained cagey over who would start at quarterback against Indiana this weekend, ON3 reported Tuesday that Tommy Carr will get the nod and Bryce Underwood — the incumbent — will be the backup. assertive

2026-10-22 · New York Post

Adam Thielen gets candid about the ‘best thing’ J.J. McCarthy can do for Giants

🔮 tRY IT NOWMcCarthy will make his first start for the Giants on Sunday against the Texans, officially taking things over from Jameis Winston, who had been starting in place of the injured Jaxson Dart. assertive

2026-10-22 · New York Post

Tyrese Haliburton fights back tears in emotional Pacers return after Achilles tear

🔮 But before he could give his answer on what this game meant, Haliburton had to fight back tears with his hand and a towel. “It means a lot to be back out here,” Haliburton said as he tried to compose himself. assertive

2026-10-23 · New York Post

Patriots end ‘TNF’ first half with buzzer-beater 48-yard touchdown in wild scene: ‘Can you believe this?’

🔮 With one second remaining on the clock in the second quarter of “Thursday Night Football” at Soldier Field in Chicago, New England quarterback Drake Maye dumped off a pass to running back Rhamondre Stevenson roughly just one or two yards in the air. assertive

2026-10-28 · New York Post

Lamar Odom, girlfriend join OnlyFans in NBA first

🔮 He would be the first NBA player to publicly have an account on the website, according to TMZ. assertive

2026-10-28 · New York Post

Jonathan Taylor’s wife wonders about his Colts future after sweeping trades: ‘Should I start packing?!’

🔮 Star running back Jonathan Taylor’s wife is now wondering if he could be the next one to go. assertive

2026-10-29 · New York Post

What Ernie Johnson’s ‘Inside the NBA’ retirement means for Charles Barkley

🔮 His exit will create a void on the panel of the long-running show that has aired on both TNT and ESPN. assertive

2026-10-29 · New York Post

Charles Barkley fights back tears with emotional ‘Inside the NBA’ tribute to Ernie Johnson

🔮 “Inside the NBA” host Ernie Johnson announced earlier Wednesday that he will be departing the show following this season, 37 years after he joined the program. assertive

2026-10-29 · New York Post

Brewers handle Rays in Game 5 to win franchise’s long-awaited first World Series crown

🔮 David Hamilton and William Contreras each had an RBI. assertive

2026-10-29 · New York Post

Bo Bichette exercising $42 million player option to remain with Mets for 2027

🔮 This story will be updated assertive

2026-10-30 · New York Post

Christian Watson taken to hospital with chest injury in Packers scare

🔮 With 9:19 to play in the second quarter, Green Bay quarterback Jordan Love dropped a 53-yard pass into the bucket for Christian Watson, who made the catch but was hit hard by both Panthers defensive backs Zakee Wheatley and Will Lee III at the Carolina 26-yard line. assertive

2026-10-30 · New York Post

Christian Watson explains his whirlwind, roundtrip hospital visit: ‘I was spitting a little blood’

🔮 “I was hoping that they would let me off. assertive

2026-11-01 · New York Post

Valkyries beat Dream in Game 7 thriller to win WNBA Finals in just their second season

🔮 Gabby Williams led the way with 30 points as Golden State won a back-and-forth thriller. assertive

2026-11-01 · New York Post

Jordon Hudson seemingly skips UNC-Miami thriller — one day after reported Bill Belichick breakup surfaced

🔮 Despite the couple reportedly ending things last year, Hudson and Belichick held hands at the 2026 Kentucky Derby in May. assertive

2026-11-05 · New York Post

Amon-Ra St. Brown’s heartbreaking message after Jack Campbell’s scary neck injury

🔮 “All I could think about was his wife and his newborn baby that he just had a few months ago.” assertive

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