This week, Republicans lost, well, everything, including the House, Senate, and many competitive gubernatorial races, meaning unfortunately, you’re not getting those $5,000 checks from Daddy Trump.
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you → lose → Trump
Kansas, South Carolina, and Texas, where all six genders agreed with James Talarico that God is non-binary, went blue.
And my home, DC, voted to ban foie gras.
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home → agree → gras
And AI was on people’s minds, but not seemingly driving their votes.
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AI → drive → votes
At the end of the day, when a main message of your presidential campaign was fixing the cost of living, and the cost of living is not good, and voters think you started another dumb war, and also that you’re corrupt — your party tends to lose “big league,” to borrow Trump’s language.
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party → fix → language
Practically speaking, my advice: Put those pronouns back in your bio, hire a lawyer, and pray that God shows his/her/their mercy.
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God → speak → mercy
Like everyone else in San Francisco, I checked out the Liz Holmes doc over the weekend, the allure of which I think was just like: Is this crazy circus freak lying to us, or is she only weird?
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she → check → us
The film was masterful, and I commend all four stars (Liz, her husband Billy, the director Nate, and actress Amanda Seyfried) for courageously inviting us to examine their integrity.
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I → commend → integrity
But now, while somewhat beside the point, tech leaders have resumed a discussion on this canonical “singular evil fraud” story … for obvious self-serving reasons.
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leaders → resume → reasons
Holmes was a witch, burned for behavior that was certainly bad, if greatly distorted by the public, in such a way as it absolved many other founders for uncomfortably similar behavior.
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it → burn → behavior
Now, there’s a big difference between “faking it until you make it” and wire fraud.
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you → ’ → it
But, gentlemen, it’s OK to introspect a bit — are you sure you’re on the right side?
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you → ’ → side
A Sacramento local news station conducted an interview with California Gov.-elect Xavier Becerra before the election.
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station → conduct → election
Asked whether he’d tax EV drivers (many of whom switched to escape high gas prices / save the environment) Becerra answered, “Absolutely!” adding that “everything,” including a mileage tax, “should be on the table.”
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everything → ask → table
Never mind that a mileage tax means annual mileage checks or tracking tech (hello, surveillance state).
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tax → mind → state
Never mind also that Californians already pay the country’s highest gas tax while our highways rank 49th nationally.
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highways → mind → 49th
Arguably the craziest part is Becerra’s sheer audacity — advertising exciting new ways to torture Californians DAYS before the midterms.
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part → advertise → midterms
Politicians used to at least hide their evil tax regimes until after the election, or at least dodge questions / pinky-promise only the rich would pay.
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rich → use → questions
Becerra didn’t even bother, because he knew his uniparty would win in California regardless.
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uniparty → bother → California
Elon, please work faster on those flying cars … before this guy tries to tax compressed air.
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guy → work → air
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Wires → offer → technology
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