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My neighbour plays the same song – badly – on his keyboard until late. What can I do?

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Katz, D. (2026, September 18). My neighbour plays the same song – badly – on his keyboard until late. What can I do? The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/national/my-neighbour-plays-the-same-song-badly-on-his-keyboard-until-late-what-can-i-do-20260919-p60u72.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

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The Sydney Morning Herald · collected 2026-09-18 · by Danny Katz

Quick Summary

J.S., a resident of Woonona, NSW, is troubled by their neighbor playing "The Windmills of Your Mind" on an electric keyboard badly and repeatedly, sometimes until midnight. The article suggests various solutions such as using earplugs or headphones to drown out the noise, directly talking to the neighbor about the disturbance, and offering alternatives like a pair of headphones that reduce sound output. The advice is presented through a playful song-like format.
Written by AI on 2026-09-19, from this article's own text only (the story summary below draws on all the coverage).

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Story summary

A resident in Woonona, NSW is struggling with their neighbor's late-night piano practice. The neighbor plays the same tune, "The Windmills of Your Mind," badly on an electric keyboard using only one finger, often until midnight. This constant noise is causing significant distress to the writer. Suggestions include wearing earplugs or playing music through headphones to drown out the sound. However, the real issue persists late at night when sleep becomes impossible due to the persistent and irritating drone. The article humorously suggests extreme measures such as sneaking into their neighbor's home while they play but ultimately advises seeking a more peaceful resolution.

Written for “Neighborly Noise Complaint” on 2026-11-03, grounded in this article and the 0 other(s) covering the same event.

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📰 Neighborly Noise Complaint
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Claims extracted
17
sentences that state something as happening or true
Uncertain
18%
3 of 17 hedged ("reportedly", "may", "according to")
Leaning
not political
takes no side on a contested political question
Publisher signals
61/100
The Sydney Morning Herald's corrections and hedging, across everything collected from it. Not a measure of accuracy.
Outlets on this story
1
Other
Same framing elsewhere
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Publisher

The Sydney Morning Herald · 5955 article(s) · 15 correction(s) detected
Running correction rate · 15 correction(s)

Who wrote this

Danny Katz
4 article(s) here · 1 carrying a prediction
🔮 Maybe he’s a classical guitarist and he needs long nails to scratch the face of other classical guitarists because it’s a very competitive industry.
2026-10-16 · assertive framing · My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch
🔮 But if your artist friend popped round unexpectedly, this clearly wouldn’t be possible: you’d have to keep them waiting at the door while you ran to the garage, grabbed the portrait, raced back into the house, then hung it on a wall using a hammer, a nail and Polyfilla to patch the crumbling plaster.
🔮 Wearing earplugs may be useful if you want to drown the drone.
Also by Danny Katz
My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch
2026-10-16 · The Sydney Morning Herald
Nothing else under this byline is closely related to this article, so these are simply their most recent.

Topics

Good Weekend NSW Woonona

Subjects

Good Weekend ORG · 2× J.S. PERSON · 1× NSW GPE · 1× Woonona GPE · 1×

Narrative

So I can’t even imagine how you’re dealing with the sound of a guy on a piano, just one-fingered with no skill, playing every day and night, why that’s enough to make you kill.
framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-09-19
🔮 Wearing earplugs may be useful if you want to drown the drone.
2026-09-19 · The Sydney Morning Herald
My neighbour plays the same song – badly – on his keyboard until late. What can I do? · assertive framing

Claims (17 extracted, 3 hedged)

A neighbour has acquired a new electric keyboard. asserted
neighbour → acquire → keyboard
He’s been picking out the tune The Windmills of Your Mind quite badly with one finger every day, sometimes until midnight. asserted
He → pick → midnight
What can I do? asserted
I → do → What
Yes, this song can be quite grating, it’s an audial ordeal. asserted
it → ’ → ?
It keeps on getting faster and the tune keeps looping round. asserted
tune → keep → ?
So I can’t even imagine how you’re dealing with the sound of a guy on a piano, just one-fingered with no skill, playing every day and night, why that’s enough to make you kill. asserted
you → imagine → skill
Oh, the desperate thoughts you’ll find … faced with The Windmills of Your Mind. asserted
you → find → Mind
Wearing earplugs may be useful if you want to drown the drone. uncertain
you → wear → drone
Though this doesn’t solve the problem of him playing late at night, when you cannot get to sleep with fists and jaws clenched up so tight. asserted
you → solve → fists
A pillow on your head might stop you getting in a tizz. uncertain
you → stop → tizz
Oh, the darkest thoughts you’ll find … to stop The Windmills of Your Mind. asserted
you → find → Mind
Never ending or beginning, drifting over from next door, this song can do much damage to a neighbourly rapport. asserted
song → end → rapport
So what I am suggesting is pop over to his place, and gift the guy your headphones with a friendly gifting face. asserted
suggesting → suggest → face
Tell him that you struggle nightly trying to get any sleep, and a keyboard played with headphones hardly makes a single peep. asserted
keyboard → tell → peep
Mention that you’d be so grateful if he could start right away. uncertain
he → mention → ?
Then go home and unwind, and I hope that you will find no more The Windmills of Your … asserted
you → go → Your
Get the best of Good Weekend delivered to your inbox every Saturday morning. asserted
best → get → inbox
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