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Nelson, S. (2026, September 18). Abdul El-Sayed claims JD Vance’s beard is fake after VP mocks ‘patchy’ Dem: ‘I’m all natural, bro’. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-news/abdul-el-sayed-claims-jd-vances-beard-is-fake-after-vp-mocks-patchy-dem-im-all-natural-bro/
Nelson, Steven. “Abdul El-Sayed claims JD Vance’s beard is fake after VP mocks ‘patchy’ Dem: ‘I’m all natural, bro’.” New York Post, 18 Sept. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-news/abdul-el-sayed-claims-jd-vances-beard-is-fake-after-vp-mocks-patchy-dem-im-all-natural-bro/.
Nelson, Steven. “Abdul El-Sayed claims JD Vance’s beard is fake after VP mocks ‘patchy’ Dem: ‘I’m all natural, bro’.” New York Post, September 18, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-news/abdul-el-sayed-claims-jd-vances-beard-is-fake-after-vp-mocks-patchy-dem-im-all-natural-bro/.
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Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic Senate candidate from Michigan, mocked JD Vance, the Vice President who previously criticized El-Sayed's "patchy beard," by questioning whether Vance's own facial hair is real. In an interview with TMZ DC, El-Sayed suggested that Vance might be using testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) to enhance his appearance and strength. El-Sayed challenged Vance to a weightlifting competition in any location, stating he would like to see how much TRT Vance uses and whether his beard is natural or not. The exchange follows earlier tensions between the two candidates over Ohio State’s college football championship trophy, which Vance mishandled during an event at the White House.