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Stock, P. (2026, September 20). The gunzels’ grand final: Melbourne Tramaroos’ campaign derails at European TramDriver Championship. The Guardian. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/20/the-gunzels-grand-final-melbourne-tramaroos-campaign-derails-at-european-tramdriver-championship
Stock, Petra. “The gunzels’ grand final: Melbourne Tramaroos’ campaign derails at European TramDriver Championship.” The Guardian, 20 Sept. 2026, https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/20/the-gunzels-grand-final-melbourne-tramaroos-campaign-derails-at-european-tramdriver-championship.
Stock, Petra. “The gunzels’ grand final: Melbourne Tramaroos’ campaign derails at European TramDriver Championship.” The Guardian, September 20, 2026. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/20/the-gunzels-grand-final-melbourne-tramaroos-campaign-derails-at-european-tramdriver-championship.
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The Melbourne Tramaroos finished second-to-last at the European TramDriver Championship held in Warsaw on Saturday. The competition featured 26 teams from around the world competing in various precision tasks that simulate a tram driver's daily work, such as smooth stop and go with a bowl of water attached to the front of the tram (deducting points for every drop spilled), speed control at 25 km/h, target braking, tram bowling, lateral distance, basketball, perfect stops with specific doors, and reverse rides guided by whistle commands. Despite having one of the largest tram networks globally, Melbourne's team did not fare well, finishing just ahead of London. The champions were Vendula Tmejová and Zdeněk Rychtář from Prague, Czech Republic. Daniel Bowen, a spokesperson for the Public Transport Users Association, noted that while it was an unusual event in world sports, everyone seemed to enjoy it immensely.