The U.N. General Assembly adjourned Friday, leaving behind a trail of unpaid parking tickets, untipped maitre D’s, and the stench of its deeply venomous hatred for the United States and our allies.
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Assembly → adjourn → States
It’s nothing new.
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It → ’ → ?
The United Nations is united only in its despising of everything we stand for — freedom, democracy, capitalism, and Judeo-Christian values.
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we → stand → everything
The U.N. is the mother of all corrupt nongovernmental organizations, its very existence a cynical shakedown of the Western countries most of its members despise.
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most → despise → members
The U.N. was founded in an era of post-World War II optimism, but it didn’t take long before the Soviets and the Chinese communists found a massive constituency of “non-aligned” countries who could be counted on to vote against the U.S. at every turn.
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who → found → turn
The General Assembly is a snake pit of two-bit dictators, tyrants, despots, mass murderers, socialists, communists, antisemites, and other despicable so-called leaders.
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Assembly → call → dictators
They recognize that the U.N. is the perfect setting to funnel the money from Western nations into their numbered Swiss accounts.
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U.N. → recognize → accounts
The U.N. has never met a progressive shibboleth it didn’t like.
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it → meet → shibboleth
Climate change; diversity, equity, and inclusion; economic redistribution; global taxation; and criminalizing actions by sovereign states are always welcome topics at the U.N.
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change → criminalize → U.N.
Because they’re a way for the world’s worst leaders to force Western countries to hand over the Benjamins.
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leaders → ’re → Benjamins
When the UNGA is in session, New York traffic slows to a 4-mph crawl.
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traffic → slow → crawl
The city spends millions on overtime for police officers to keep the traffic moving.
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officers → spend → traffic
It’s not fair to hardworking New Yorkers and the city’s visitors.
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It → ’ → Yorkers
They’re stuck trying to cross a Midtown clotted with Escalades filled with so-called VIPs whose hatred of American values is matched only by their love of New York shopping.
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hatred → ’re → shopping
Members of the U.N. Relief and Works Agency, ostensibly serving the Palestinians, were proven to have actually participated in the atrocities of Oct. 7, 2023.
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Members → serve → Oct.
This is what our U.N. dues pay for.
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dues → pay → what
The best comment on it comes from Mike Huckabee, America’s ambassador to Israel: “All the U.N. seems to want to do is point their fingers at the Jews.
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U.N. → come → Jews
So if they’re the greatest threat to the whole world, that small in number, I guess the U.N. is just not real good at math.
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U.N. → ’re → math
I say, enough.
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I → say → enough
It’s time to move the U.N. out of New York, lock, stock, and socialists.
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It → ’ → York
They don’t deserve to be here.
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They → deserve → ?
Most people don’t know this, but the U.N. hosts major operations in Geneva, Vienna, and Nairobi, Kenya.
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U.N. → know → Geneva
Let the delegates, bureaucrats, and other freeloaders go to those cities and carry on their anti-American rantings far from our shores.
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delegates → let → shores
The shopping won’t be as nice in Nairobi, but that’s not our problem.
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that → ’ → Nairobi
This will leave 18 acres of prime Midtown Manhattan real estate hard by the East River ready for redevelopment.
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acres → leave → redevelopment
The latest trend in downtowns across the country is to turn office towers into high-class residences.
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trend → turn → residences
So transforming the U.N. into beautiful high-end housing is right on time.
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transforming → transform → time
I would turn the 39-story Secretariat into 450 luxury condominiums, which could sell for between $2 million and $15 million on the lower floors, and $20 million and $40 million for a few spectacular penthouses.
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which → turn → penthouses
This would bring billions of dollars to the federal government to reduce the deficit, while ensuring that the socialist mayor of New York doesn’t get a penny.
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mayor → bring → penny
I would then turn the General Assembly building into a museum of socialism and communism.
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I → turn → socialism
I would require every schoolchild in the U.S. to visit multiple times before graduation.
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schoolchild → require → graduation
They would see just what goes on in failed systems such as the Soviet Union, East Germany, Cuba, Nicaragua, Venezuela, and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s (D-NY) congressional district.
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what → see → Union
And then I’d tear down the rest of the buildings and turn the land into a beautiful public park.
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I → tear → park
This would be a fantastic gift for New Yorkers, who these days cannot even get close to the U.N., because security is so tight.
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security → get → U.N.
Sure, the restaurants, hotels, boutiques, and brothels that serve U.N. delegates will squawk.
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that → serve → delegates
But that’s life in the big city.
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that → ’ → city
They can all relocate to Geneva, Vienna, and Nairobi, too, for all I care.
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I → relocate → all
It’s time to send all these pigs at the trough packing.
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pigs → ’ → trough
As the president says, believe me.
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president → say → me
They won’t be missed.
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They → miss → ?
…and 2 more, not listed.
The Aporia
